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Post by Cerridwen on Apr 8, 2009 19:55:19 GMT -8
Dear Sir/Miss,
I have a terrible problem. I've recently taken up residence in The Palazzo. The decor from the old hag that use to live there is stiffling.
Do you have any suggestions on how to go about getting the funk out of carpet?
In desperate need....
~Cerridwen~
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Post by ophelia Lokason on Apr 9, 2009 10:50:37 GMT -8
Thus begins round two of the Cerridwen loves some Hag show! Woot Woot!
~HiS~
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Post by Lisastrata on Apr 9, 2009 11:04:42 GMT -8
Sounds like fun
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Post by Damari on Apr 9, 2009 14:00:23 GMT -8
*arches eyebrow*
Does anyone get the feeling Cerridwen MIGHT have a little bit of a hard on for me?
Or should we go with the option that describes her as the bitter wanna be that wished she'd had the chance to fuck Lucius like she wanted to but didn't get the chance because he always thought she was a desperate loser?
Choices Choices
May I suggest you talk to Twy about the funk or try not to sit on the carpets darling, seems you protesteth too mucheth about the funketh. In your obviously current drugged induced hysteria you can't possible make sensible decisions about your personal hygiene. I would further suggest you try using soap... the anti-bacterial kind. That should help matters quite nicely and at least rid you of symptom, if not the cause.
Obviously, if you want to rid yourself of your funk on a permanent basis that would entail denying your natural inclination to spread your dubious favours all over the city in an effort to find acceptance.
These are of course only constructive suggests I give with only the best intentions. Suggestions I seriously doubt your current mental state can comprehend, but one can never accuse me of trying to better the unlives of the ... downtrodden.
Damari <- the charitable
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Post by kaio999 on Apr 9, 2009 16:55:33 GMT -8
*arches eyebrow* Does anyone get the feeling Cerridwen MIGHT have a little bit of a hard on for me? Or should we go with the option that describes her as the bitter wanna be that wished she'd had the chance to fuck Lucius like she wanted to but didn't get the chance because he always thought she was a desperate loser? Choices Choices May I suggest you talk to Twy about the funk or try not to sit on the carpets darling, seems you protesteth too mucheth about the funketh. In your obviously current drugged induced hysteria you can't possible make sensible decisions about your personal hygiene. I would further suggest you try using soap... the anti-bacterial kind. That should help matters quite nicely and at least rid you of symptom, if not the cause. Obviously, if you want to rid yourself of your funk on a permanent basis that would entail denying your natural inclination to spread your dubious favours all over the city in an effort to find acceptance. These are of course only constructive suggests I give with only the best intentions. Suggestions I seriously doubt your current mental state can comprehend, but one can never accuse me of trying to better the unlives of the ... downtrodden. Damari <- the charitable Your the one who did a back flip the moment she entered your bar, I thought it was you with the hard on?
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Post by Annabelle on Apr 9, 2009 17:45:50 GMT -8
I spy with my little green eye...
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Post by Damari on Apr 9, 2009 18:30:41 GMT -8
Your the one who did a back flip the moment she entered your bar, I thought it was you with the hard on? I'm sorry - were you there? I don't think so. Don't comment on shit you know abso-fucking-lutly nothing about Kaio. And did I go to her? No Did I approach her or talk about her? No Did I come into a forum just to talk about her, in reference to her or any other indication she even existed beyond the smudge on my shoe as I walked over her a year ago? No I wonder who did that? Jesus, let me fucking guess. Piss off with your groundless assumptions. The only evidence I see is Cerridwen attempting to make a pain in the ass fool of herself. As Annabelle said.... another day, another green eyed groupie with delusions I obligated to stomp because they got passed over and think it's my fault they're inadequate. Fuck that. She's just inadequate. She should deal with her shortcomings the old fashioned way. Suck it up. Feel free to stand in line. It obviously won't help her funk situation but you might get a five second jolly out of it.
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Post by black_dragonet on Apr 10, 2009 1:47:59 GMT -8
*grins and types pretending to believe only him can read* Try to have Damari make long-winded statements... The more, the better...
So, when did your love story actually start? Er... Nice dress, by the way.
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Post by Cerridwen on Apr 10, 2009 3:23:50 GMT -8
*chews on a coffe stir stick* *tries to get a word in edge wise* you... *shuts up* *listens more* tries to get another word in* soap...*shuts up, smirks and shrugs* *chews her stick more waits for the silence to come that never does then finally says, "If the shoe fits..." *snort* ooc: Cerri didn't go into a forum, I did. Cerri went into a cafe for black blood
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Post by ophelia Lokason on Apr 10, 2009 5:27:14 GMT -8
(OOC: I could be wrong, but I don't think when Damari says 'forum' she's referring to the Cafe. She's referring to this post. And that is what it is. A post. Since this is an online paper. Could be wrong if that's not what she meant. If I am..apologies )
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Post by Do Not PM this Account. on Apr 10, 2009 5:47:29 GMT -8
((We've had this conversation before. A FORUM is not necessarily an online proboards forum. In fact, the word has been using since long before then to define a place where groups of people gather in some sort of way to have conversations. It's even legitimately defined by dictionary.com as such.
fo⋅rum [fawr-uhm, fohr-uhm] Show IPA –noun, plural fo⋅rums, fo⋅ra [fawr-uh, fohr-uh] Show IPA . 1. the marketplace or public square of an ancient Roman city, the center of judicial and business affairs and a place of assembly for the people. 2. a court or tribunal: the forum of public opinion. 3. an assembly, meeting place, television program, etc., for the discussion of questions of public interest. 4. the Forum, the forum in the ancient city of Rome.
Bite would fit into the "etc" since it's not really face to face interaction but an online/print newspaper where others comment. Thank you!))
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Post by Lyrene on Apr 10, 2009 6:11:44 GMT -8
I wonder just how many 'green-eyed groupies' you have now, Damari.
You should put them to work, seen as the collections growing.
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Post by Cerridwen on Apr 10, 2009 7:12:25 GMT -8
((We've had this conversation before. A FORUM is not necessarily an online proboards forum. In fact, the word has been using since long before then to define a place where groups of people gather in some sort of way to have conversations. It's even legitimately defined by dictionary.com as such. fo⋅rum [fawr-uhm, fohr-uhm] Show IPA –noun, plural fo⋅rums, fo⋅ra [fawr-uh, fohr-uh] Show IPA . 1. the marketplace or public square of an ancient Roman city, the center of judicial and business affairs and a place of assembly for the people. 2. a court or tribunal: the forum of public opinion. 3. an assembly, meeting place, television program, etc., for the discussion of questions of public interest. 4. the Forum, the forum in the ancient city of Rome. Bite would fit into the "etc" since it's not really face to face interaction but an online/print newspaper where others comment. Thank you!)) Duly noted. Thanks for clearing that up for me!
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Post by Bambi on Apr 10, 2009 8:23:01 GMT -8
Does anyone get the feeling Cerridwen MIGHT have a little bit of a hard on for me? I know I'm 'ard fer ya so obviously ya attract miscreants. There's probably some kind of spray ya can buy to repel unwanted leg humpers and the like.. if not someone should invent one.
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Post by Louvain on Apr 10, 2009 10:53:33 GMT -8
I have green eyes.
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