Moirai
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Post by Moirai on Apr 27, 2009 21:32:50 GMT -8
Pay us the cost of weapons used +20% and we'll attack whomever you want. Cost formula is as follows at discount magic prices:
ie HW
1260 x (number of HWs you want us to throw) = N
N+N x .2 = Total
In essence you're paying about 260 coins per HW plus the cost of HW. All additional resources (Teleports, Sprints, SoTs) must also be paid with the same formula in full prior to action. No refunds. No returns. Only cancellations. We reserve the right to deny service to anyone for whatever reason we deem fit.
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Post by Brom Naomo on Apr 27, 2009 21:44:26 GMT -8
The scenario going through my head...
"Hey, here's my coin, go kill whosywhatsy *offer said coin*
1 week later
So, hows killing that guy for me?
Oh. Well. You're a dick, so I'm not going to do it. Thanks for the change though! *skitters* "
Anyone else get this impression? Anyone at all? <.<
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Moirai
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Post by Moirai on Apr 27, 2009 21:57:04 GMT -8
The scenario going through my head... "Hey, here's my coin, go kill whosywhatsy *offer said coin* 1 week later So, hows killing that guy for me? Oh. Well. You're a dick, so I'm not going to do it. Thanks for the change though! *skitters* " Anyone else get this impression? Anyone at all? <.< First of all, you don't know me for jack shit if you think that's what's going to happen. Second, if I'm going to deny service I'll tell you before you give me the coins. |
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Post by Brom Naomo on Apr 27, 2009 22:07:59 GMT -8
No. I don't know ya. And I apologize, I understand that was offensive. Unintended of course.
Just the way my mind works.
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Moirai
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Post by Moirai on Apr 27, 2009 22:10:11 GMT -8
I'd show you reciepts of previous customers that paid me before I started recruiting others to help but of course we ensure confidentiality.
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Post by Moirai on Apr 27, 2009 22:14:53 GMT -8
Besides, it's more fun to HW and watch someone squirm than to fuck up business by ensuring customers will not return and will not recommend us to friends. Word of mouth thus far has been my best advertisement since I haven't advertised until recently and business has been good!
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Post by Brom Naomo on Apr 27, 2009 22:15:02 GMT -8
I believe ya guy. Ya ain't got nothing to prove to me. So long as yer customers are happy who gives two shits what I think?
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Post by Moirai on Apr 27, 2009 22:20:07 GMT -8
I believe ya guy. Ya ain't got nothing to prove to me. So long as yer customers are happy who gives two shits what I think? Some day you might want to be a customer, so I gave it as a sales pitch  |
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Post by occamrazor on Apr 28, 2009 13:58:58 GMT -8
and a very good one I might add, sir
If only us Ferrymen didn't get our own LULZ you would be the first I would call
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Post by Moirai on May 9, 2009 13:50:32 GMT -8
Grand Opening Sale has ended. All contracts hereafter are 20%. Thank you to all our customers up until now and all future customers for your business with us. Please shop us again.
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