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Post by deaths embrace on Feb 18, 2009 18:01:19 GMT -8
"Aww, Ellis, Any present is a good one.. you never knwo when you will heed a wash cloth, a dust rag, a sponge..."
DE grinned, "Now, we just need to get rel a good hutch and then she can display all of her new dolls, for the rest of us. She can even put cute little place holders to say who gave it to her. We could start a doll museum and charge admission to get more shinies."
"oh, rel" DE said as glanced around the room for tribble trouble, "You may want to check outside there seems to be mal-formed vamp asking for you..."
"Ais, at this rate, we are going to need an indoor shooting range, to help rel with her aim."
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Post by rel on Feb 19, 2009 7:52:05 GMT -8
~snip~ Ami's eyes narrowing in alarm. As he's about to speak, "Don't Mistr..." rel drops her gaze and peers at the horror in the box... ~snip~
The felt the first wave rush, vaguely hearing the cretin rogues she secretly wanted to pummel as if they were under water...or at a distance...the echo of their voices like liquid. All she saw was that face looking back up at her. Mocking her with it’s buggy eyes, and it’s half shown brain. Parts separated almost with care within what the servant had deemed a gift. A GIFT?
She blinked stunned to silence, noticing darkness filling slowly where she had just been able to see clearly. Fuzzy. Her knees feeling weak. The thought of, “…what the…oh for frick’s sake am I fainting? Oh I will NOT give them the satisfaction!” She raises her eyes to meet Amador’s, forcing her to calm the hell down. It was only a doll. Right?
Her gaze narrowed as she peered into the box and inhaled slightly. Ami, aislin and DE’s scents were immediate and clear, yet a new one caused her to smile and actually listen to what she may have to say instead of the mockery her two cohorts reveled in. “A warning? Now that is what I call ‘helping my clan leader instead of thinking she’s a wackjob while I smirk and make fun of her aim against the ongoing zombie crisis’ THANK YOU Ellis! I concur completely! Present? Where’s that servant? Ami? Where’s the half dressed chickie…”
“She’s gone?”
“Why?”
“Well…um…she called you ma’am and you kinda lost it, remember?”
“OOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH! Where is she! Callin me…I don’t look like a ma’am do I, Ellis? I don’t look like I should be the spokesperson for Fixodent, right? Oh sure! I know it’s considered a courtesy in polite company, and bla bla bla I’m married, but GAH I HATE THAT! It’s one of the perks of not aging, right? To NOT be… listen you can call me whatever the hell…” She glances around remembering her attire and purses her lips, “Um… Ami? Do you have a cell phone on you?”
“Who are you calling?”
“Why? It won’t effect your cell phone any, will it? Gimmie your phone…”
“Is it a local call?”
“OH G-D DAMIT AMI…”
“Fine…just watch your minutes; I’m on a plan…”
Closing her eyes slowly she slightly shakes her head as she lets out a sigh, “Have your little fun…all of you...you’ll see…OH I just remembered…Ellis have you seen my notebook? DE has stolen it and since I’m kinda liking her around I’ve decided not torture her physically and play her little game. But victory shall be mine. I’ll get onto The Bite, and I’ll get the latest news even if I have to go down to the library to do it! I’ll sit amongst the wandering weirdies that spend each day in the library keeping warm and reading books on the history of Prussia. Who look up things on microfiche and know how to card catalog. I’ll enjoy completely as the librarian lifts her boney finger to her chapped lips shushing me when I inherently do something a tad loud. Oh yes… I’ll travel there in whatever means necessary to secure my safety and I will be victorious! NOW, HAND OVER THE PHONE AMI!”
Begrudgingly palming his cell into hers, she smiles brightly, “Thank you! Now…let’s see here…411…oh don’t pout I’ll pay for the stupid information, it’s not as if you have any BILLS! OH Hello! Yes, I’d like the number of Lass St. John please…no I don’t have an address…Ravenblack City? No? Just lass? Not that either eh? No, that’s not her…” she puts her hand over the mouth piece and rolls her eyes handing over the phone to DE, “GAH! Take this and find out her number will you? Maybe it’s a capital ‘L’ I gotta change…”
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Post by deaths embrace on Feb 19, 2009 15:39:00 GMT -8
DE winked at Ami when she heard rel mentioning the missing computer. "Heeeeey!! I help. You just don't want to see that sense and logic are good virtues. You would rather see zeds around every corner instead of just draining the mal-formed vamp of their blood." DE shrugged, "It is your phobia. The only reason you have decided not to torture me is because you know I like it. You can not fool me with some nonchalant attitude. You are just teasing me."
She fumbled with the cell phone between her hands before it came to rest in one hand, and Ami had a look of relief that she had not dropped his only means of escaping rel.
She looked at the cell phone and then at rel, "What do you want me to do with it? Took me long enough to figure out the ones that you and white make me lug around 'cause you guys would rather have something else to do with your thumbs..."
She hung up the 411 and handed the contraption back to Ami since the human voice on the other end just made her hungry. "rel, you are a vampire. Just send her a telepathic message, like a "normal" vamp. You spent too much on that particular guild training just like the rest of us did. I am not the secretary. That is what his," DE pointed at Ami, "job should be. Just concentrate... her name is Lass with a capital "L"."
"Change into what?" She said as she followed rel "Are WE going somewhere.?"
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Post by rel on Mar 16, 2009 12:28:08 GMT -8
Eyeing DE she glowers, “…do you have any idea how much that shit gives me a headache? I try, and I try, and I concentrate and then some random thought flies by and poof…gone, and I have to start over. I swear I’m getting WRINKLES from furrowing my brow, and I get all lightheaded!”
Grabbing the phone, she grins despite herself, “You…a secretary…hahahaha…that would be hilarious!” She steadies herself against the wall and laughs, “I mean…don’t get me wrong…you dressed up in heels and a suit would be scandalously smokin, but typing? HAHAHAHA DE…could you typewrite a note…just make it a memo?”
Holding her tummy she seats herself down upon the stair and shakes her head, ‘Ohhhh…oh damn…HAHAHA whew….” Shaking her head she focuses, “WAIT A MINUTE! Stop distracting me. With your neglecting to realize the seriousness of the threat and your poo-pooing my extremely well documented fears. This, coming from a vampire! You believe in us, yet the two of you mock the existence of ZOMBIES! HOW DARE YOU!”
Pulling herself up in a rather dramatic huff she spins, “Aislin…you’re on the list. No no…list. DONE! Not now, maybe not even next week but soon…SOON I TELL YOU. I dun care WHO knows about my tat, you're getting your comeuppance!”
“…and you! Yes, we’re going to your room and you’re going to give me my computer back and then we’re going out. In that order. Coming?”
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Post by deaths embrace on Mar 17, 2009 23:32:24 GMT -8
DE looked shocked, "Me? Typewrite a note? Are you out of your mind? Notes were ment to be penned. Why would I want to waste my time typing a memo, when I can telepathically message anyone in the city? Less hassle, too."
She looked at Aislin and then at rel and Ellis, "What list? I know I was away for a while. Is there a list I am supposed to be updating?"
She gave an impish half smile as rel mentioned her room, "Which room would that be? I have a room in the Hall." She touched each finger as she looked up and counted off places she could remember, "A room at TTS, a room at Aeternus Arbor, a room at the Ikka, a room at the Gastoria... "She dropped off at that point running out of places. "How am I supposed to remember where every knick knack I swipe is supposed to be?"
She worked to try to distract rel again, "Maybe we should just go out first while I try to remember where I placed that pesky thing. You know I follow where you lead.. especially if it involves coins or booze."
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