Looking for someone to care for.

[zadow]

LMFAO, i am exactly the opposite to what i posted.

-I hate Animals
-i hate Lovey dovey shit. Valentines day can suck my $%##.
-i prefer girls that already know all the things so there's nothing really new to explore!. Woohaha.
-and i hate long walks along the beach unless they involve torturing pathetic beings! *cue evil laugh*
- I am very honest, without really caring about if it hurts someone.
- and i do not do Medieval style relationships.

i quote: "But remember i have very strict policy on who i will let my life and soul be handed too."

and again: "now you've read all this you can finally meet the special one, my life and soul that you will care for:"

I wanted a Bitch for my Dog! dammit!. The only one that seemed to get it was Kunna. Now that i've just said all that: Unless you can out argue me, Be a bitch when a need calls, looove destroying people minds as much as i do and manages to blow my mind behind closed doors, don't waste my time. I want a partner in bloody evil not just a cuddly bunny.
[a href="http://[del:zadow]"]http://[del:zadow][/a]

[The David]

Oh you thought I was serious with my reply? Nooo I don't reply to these personal ads to find 'true wub', I do it for a laugh. Isn't a woman alive that I consider worthy. The David will never be bound.

Should have been clearer about the dog though. I nearly screwed the pooch. Litterally. ><

[zadow]

No i never thought you were serious. It's mainly to other people.

If you want a dog, i'll go out and find you Tejas then. Mine doesn't seem to sit, roll over and Bend over at command.

[The David]

Tejas does these things on command? Are there any special command words I don't know about? What's the one for "play dead"?

[zadow]

Oh that one is easy, just yell out "You're Right!" hence the reason why she is still moving.

[Lyn]

Aw. Zadow, I'd apply. . . if it weren't for the fact that we dated already. *snaps fingers* Now, isn't that disappointing.

[MavericksChild]

You are such a dork Zadow. You are the most NON-evil being I know. Stick with your first ad. Suited you more.

[deaths embrace]

Depends on who is on the receiving end, Mav, amd whether I decide to take up the cause... or not.

[zadow]

These argument's over "Who is more Evil" is as constructive as "Who has the bigger dick". So let's not get into that.

[Henry Key]

Feb 24, 2009 16:46:50 GMT -8 @zadow said:

These argument's over "Who is more Evil" is as constructive as "Who has the bigger dick". So let's not get into that.

You can measure dicks though. Evil is kiiind of more subjective.