Post by Kaelani on Apr 4, 2009 0:08:27 GMT -8
This seems really desperate, and it probably is. However, I was told that this sort of thing--personal ads, I mean--is normal. So, here it goes.
I'm Conjuratia Kaelani Meretrix Pravitas, but almost everyone calls me Kaelani or Kae. ;]
In six days (April 10th) I will be five-hundred and three years old.
I haven't dated very much since my ex-husband, Keru Kirai, left the city. This being said, I would like to give men and women another shot.
Oh, right. You'd like to know about me.
I like to dance, and I constantly hum and sing to myself. I play the cello on occasion. I love shoes, especially stilettos and what I like to call "sexy boots". I wear odd clothes, like vinyl tutus and big, poofy dresses. I love to put things in my hair, including bright blue dye and cyber locks. I like metal (not the rock genre).
I'm five foot nine, and just over 130 pounds. I'm of Spanish decent, but I have milky white skin. My eyes range from brown to gold. My hair naturally dries into curls, but I almost always dislike that fact.
My musical interests vary greatly, from Classical to Scream-o. Just please, don't play Dolly Parton on our first date. *cringes*
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I do realize that my reputation in this city varies with the people in question. My belief is that if you do not know me, why not give me a chance? *smiles sweetly*
As for those of you who do know me, past is past and people change when they want to. That -is- a fact!
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My cell phone number is kaelani.meretrix--when calling, please mention this ad. Thank you!
Sincerely,
Conjuratia Kaelani Meretrix Pravitas
The Harlot of Corruption
I'm Conjuratia Kaelani Meretrix Pravitas, but almost everyone calls me Kaelani or Kae. ;]
In six days (April 10th) I will be five-hundred and three years old.
I haven't dated very much since my ex-husband, Keru Kirai, left the city. This being said, I would like to give men and women another shot.
Oh, right. You'd like to know about me.
I like to dance, and I constantly hum and sing to myself. I play the cello on occasion. I love shoes, especially stilettos and what I like to call "sexy boots". I wear odd clothes, like vinyl tutus and big, poofy dresses. I love to put things in my hair, including bright blue dye and cyber locks. I like metal (not the rock genre).
I'm five foot nine, and just over 130 pounds. I'm of Spanish decent, but I have milky white skin. My eyes range from brown to gold. My hair naturally dries into curls, but I almost always dislike that fact.
My musical interests vary greatly, from Classical to Scream-o. Just please, don't play Dolly Parton on our first date. *cringes*
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I do realize that my reputation in this city varies with the people in question. My belief is that if you do not know me, why not give me a chance? *smiles sweetly*
As for those of you who do know me, past is past and people change when they want to. That -is- a fact!
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My cell phone number is kaelani.meretrix--when calling, please mention this ad. Thank you!
Sincerely,
Conjuratia Kaelani Meretrix Pravitas
The Harlot of Corruption
There shall be no wrestling between me and Elektra.