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Post by Lestat de Lioncourt on May 11, 2009 15:23:14 GMT -8
Ooh, a table would be nice. :] I read that as "On a table would be nice." Then I went back to read the first page to see wtf I was missing.
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Liander
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Post by Liander on May 11, 2009 15:47:28 GMT -8
Can't get it up anymore? Poor Daddy. Looks like Momma's off to go find another man. Finally. *coughed behind the screen.* Or.. you could come over to 'visit' me , Mom? We can just push Liander out the door. *Coughed again.* [Modified to take out Li. >.>] Riiiiight. You are one odd child, sweetie. ;P And a'sides. Liander would probably want to stay. Anyways, back to the matter at hand. Why -is- there a duel with Li? D: o.o Alsa... and her mom? ... Kinky. And on a table would be even better. -Coughs- Moving on. He's pissed off because the Midnights are targeting random Ents, and hitting every one of them they come across. I happened to pass him, slung a single HW, and walked off. No big deal, I wasn't going to pursue it. Then he started to spray me with GS, multiple times. Then, he found a forum I was on (one that I doubt anyone who reads this paper has even heard of, it's extremely self-contained), saw a thread that was very important to me, and decided to join in - In which he insulted and attacked me. So, the basic premise is: I hit once, move on. He attacks multiple times, stalks me, threatens me, then gets pissed off when I call him out on it. Hence the duel.
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Moirai
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Post by Moirai on May 11, 2009 15:50:57 GMT -8
En guarde!
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Liander
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Post by Liander on May 11, 2009 15:54:14 GMT -8
Couldn't have said it better myself. I think I left my scabbard in the last Ent I killed, though. Can I borrow yours?
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Krimzen
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Post by Krimzen on May 11, 2009 16:02:49 GMT -8
Riiiiight. You are one odd child, sweetie. ;P And a'sides. Liander would probably want to stay. Anyways, back to the matter at hand. Why -is- there a duel with Li? D: o.o Alsa... and her mom? ... Kinky. And on a table would be even better. -Coughs- Moving on. He's pissed off because the Midnights are targeting random Ents, and hitting every one of them they come across. I happened to pass him, slung a single HW, and walked off. No big deal, I wasn't going to pursue it. Then he started to spray me with GS, multiple times. Then, he found a forum I was on (one that I doubt anyone who reads this paper has even heard of, it's extremely self-contained), saw a thread that was very important to me, and decided to join in - In which he insulted and attacked me. So, the basic premise is: I hit once, move on. He attacks multiple times, stalks me, threatens me, then gets pissed off when I call him out on it. Hence the duel. Just keep on dreamin', darling. Now, onto the dueling part. Then, kick his ass. All there is to it. :]
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Post by Blackwood Ent on May 11, 2009 16:29:43 GMT -8
Riiiiight. You are one odd child, sweetie. ;P And a'sides. Liander would probably want to stay. Anyways, back to the matter at hand. Why -is- there a duel with Li? D: o.o Alsa... and her mom? ... Kinky. And on a table would be even better. -Coughs- Moving on. He's pissed off because the Midnights are targeting random Ents, and hitting every one of them they come across. I happened to pass him, slung a single HW, and walked off. No big deal, I wasn't going to pursue it. Then he started to spray me with GS, multiple times. Then, he found a forum I was on (one that I doubt anyone who reads this paper has even heard of, it's extremely self-contained), saw a thread that was very important to me, and decided to join in - In which he insulted and attacked me. So, the basic premise is: I hit once, move on. He attacks multiple times, stalks me, threatens me, then gets pissed off when I call him out on it. Hence the duel. LMAO don't flatter yourself kid, I'm not pissed off, I don't give a flying fuck if you kill any "Other" Ents. They're mostly a bunch of retards anyway if you ask me. And you have attacked me multiple times, and yes each time I have responded to those attacks. As for your precious little memory loss thread, HA, looks like you got it back huh? My attack took place after your attack on me, and after your FAIL at killing yourself. Hey I think your trailers on fire there Jethro
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Post by Katherine de Novek Dumont on May 11, 2009 16:45:47 GMT -8
I also realized Kei and Kat have matching names on here. What looooosers. >.> hey. you're jealous. we're cute >>; [edited to add:] Oh, and, by the way.. Liander, didn't I already tell you that if you pick on tree's, you'll get splinters? Ah, well.. have fun with the walking talking tree, Salamander man >>
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Toki
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Post by Toki on May 11, 2009 16:54:28 GMT -8
You people are like a fucking rash with all of your spamming.
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Liander
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Post by Liander on May 11, 2009 17:22:35 GMT -8
... I'm not going to argue with a tree.
I just hope you're prepared to die.
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Post by black_dragonet on May 12, 2009 0:38:00 GMT -8
Couldn't have said it better myself. Well, I can say it better... "En garde!" Sorry folks, but French is a demanding language... I'm willing to offer translating servicesn but please get the quotes right... As for the rest... I agree: En garde, et que le meilleur gagne!
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Post by Alexdoh on May 12, 2009 1:42:11 GMT -8
I assure you Mr Dumont that this does not reflect my feelings towards your family. Liander is the one who initiated the attacks on me. A friend of the Ents recently conversed with your mate on this matter Alex Doherty5/4/09 11:51 AM I'm not stopping that Ent from killing him. Alex Doherty5/4/09 11:51 AM And he won't be getting any back up from the family for it OOC: ((How FUCKING dare you cross in order to post that conversation. Here is the convo in full occam.razor (04/05/2009 19:49:51): well i should tell you that his Ent attacks are being answered by the Ent that he attacked and will continue to be occam.razor (04/05/2009 19:50:29): if he wants to kill ents he should pick on saplings not on ones that at 10 times his size Alexdoh Dumont (04/05/2009 19:50:37): Mmm, I saw that Alexdoh Dumont (04/05/2009 19:50:45): I'm not stopping that Ent from killing him. Alexdoh Dumont (04/05/2009 19:50:54): And he won't be getting any back up from the family for it occam.razor (04/05/2009 19:51:06): good to hear occam.razor (04/05/2009 19:51:22): now i must to off occam.razor (04/05/2009 19:51:28): ttyl You fucking post the shit I told occam as IC? You're a [insult] and a crossing one at that. Learn to fucking seperate the two before you decide to post my logs. )) Blackwood, I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but you don't just challenge one of my family, You're a nothing ent and if you touch him, You'll die. Simple ((Alex, you need to put the brackets at the BEGINNING of OOC stuff too, or it gets confusing. I fixed that and clarified a little so people wouldn't get confused. Any FURTHER conversation on this topic by either one of you needs to be moved to the OOC section. Consider this your prior warning. As well, I pulled out an insult. Behave, please.))
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rel
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Post by rel on May 12, 2009 5:46:53 GMT -8
*blinks cocking head* isn't your family your family? The above doesn't make sense to me....is a tree going after your family and you say good? Which is fine - i mean if a tree went after my family I'd be alarmed cause it's a tree but I'd also say good, chop it down cause it's a talking moving tree and this city of vampires has no need for vampire talking trees! I mean I'm all for traveling the faerie but this is ridiculous!
I hate when trees record conversations only to transcribe them later on. I think that having the ability the talk is crazy enough, but to type? Do you have a secretary? I dun care WHAT you say, there is NO WAY that your limbs are small enough to tippity tap the keys. OOOOOOOOOOH is it voice activated? Either way, that's pretty impressive...
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Post by Boomerangele on May 12, 2009 6:55:17 GMT -8
I might be going out on a limb here, but…
rel…
But you leaf me no choice….
Wait for it….
The tree barked into voice recognition software!!
Pithy comment. eh?
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rel
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Post by rel on May 12, 2009 7:22:56 GMT -8
*grins* HORRIBLE! That was plum horrible boomer! HAHAHAH ACH PUNS!
Seriously - this Ent has a very bad attitude for a tree. I'm all for nature's rights, but a swearing, voice activating software...Did you go to Best Buy? You did...didn't you? Oh to see a Ent in a Best Buy! The humans who saw Lord of the Rings would bow down and the rest would shriek dropping their lovely coin for me. NOW THAT is a plan. Ent? YES YOU ENT!!! Let's go to Best Buy immediately...can you fit in the door? How tall ARE you exactly? Now... here's another question...if your roots leave the earth and travel on say a street or concrete or into a Best Buy or something, do you lose your superpowers?
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Lisastrata
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Post by Lisastrata on May 12, 2009 9:48:02 GMT -8
*ahem*
You shall taste oblivion! Which tastes like red bull...which sucks.
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