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Post by Do Not PM this Account. on May 20, 2009 15:39:27 GMT -8
Nono, Lyric. Nono. LadyLorrana was zeroed by the big bad readers of Bite for having free speech in a free speech newspaper that doesn't ban people -before- they post, not because she joined a war and hit people with weapons and accepted the consequences of her actions. GAWRSH. Can't you read?
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Lyric
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Post by Lyric on May 20, 2009 16:00:49 GMT -8
Damn you fiendish fiends! Legion and you are very cunning, Spaz. I bet you two had this planned since before you even opened the Bite, didn't you? Didn't you!?!?
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Post by Do Not PM this Account. on May 20, 2009 16:02:20 GMT -8
Inorite?
See, we're really not a free speech newspaper at all. In fact, we're not even a newspaper. We're just pretending to be a newspaper because Tejas and AA have the BEST newspaper in the WHOLE WIDE CITY and we're jealous, so we want to do everything we can to make them miserable by corrupting innocent little readers to do our bidding.
And then we stole Charlie's kidney.
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Post by Lestat de Lioncourt on May 20, 2009 16:02:54 GMT -8
What follows is a history of World War II in "Bizarro World": 1. Hitler is at war with Europe, hits England Heavily. 2. England knows it cannot continue fighting Hitler, United States enters the war. 3. Hitler is now getting his sorry ass kicked. 4. Hitler makes a deal with England to surrender to them on the condition that they break their alliance with the US. 5. England severs it's alliance with the United States and accepts Hitler's surrender. 6. As the confused world looks on, England claims to have "won" World war II single handedly. 7. United States continues attacking, England continues to claim that WWII is over and they won it. Why there is one thing there that makes sense....only in a Bizarro World would anyone, be they an imaginary creature or blueberry, dream of comparing Archangel's Crap Clan to the United States during WWII, which I guess would make Archangel...the crippled, benign President Franklin D. Roosevelt? Yeah...I'll go with Bizarro World on that. And Pea gets to be the supreme evil leader?...well, that's not so bizarro. So, where is Stalin and Mussolini in all this Bizarro world. What about Japan? Way on the other side of the world. And China getting run over...oh so many things to think about in Bizarro world. OH OH OH! Can I be Stalin?
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Gypsychild
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Post by Gypsychild on May 20, 2009 16:26:05 GMT -8
I most certainly claim China and Japan. <.< In the name of PONY!I want the keys to a shiny new Australia!!!!
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Post by ladypeacek on May 20, 2009 17:32:20 GMT -8
What follows is a history of World War II in "Bizarro World": 1. Hitler is at war with Europe, hits England Heavily. 2. England knows it cannot continue fighting Hitler, United States enters the war. 3. Hitler is now getting his sorry ass kicked. 4. Hitler makes a deal with England to surrender to them on the condition that they break their alliance with the US. 5. England severs it's alliance with the United States and accepts Hitler's surrender. 6. As the confused world looks on, England claims to have "won" World war II single handedly. 7. United States continues attacking, England continues to claim that WWII is over and they won it. Why there is one thing there that makes sense....only in a Bizarro World would anyone, be they an imaginary creature or blueberry, dream of comparing Archangel's Crap Clan to the United States during WWII, which I guess would make Archangel...the crippled, benign President Franklin D. Roosevelt? Yeah...I'll go with Bizarro World on that. And Pea gets to be the supreme evil leader?...well, that's not so bizarro. So, where is Stalin and Mussolini in all this Bizarro world. What about Japan? Way on the other side of the world. And China getting run over...oh so many things to think about in Bizarro world. Rawr?
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Post by Lestat de Lioncourt on May 20, 2009 17:38:52 GMT -8
No, no. It's Zig Heil! Move your arm like this. *demonstrates*
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Frozen Nova
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Post by Frozen Nova on May 20, 2009 18:05:18 GMT -8
I most certainly claim China and Japan. <.< In the name of PONY!No one can keep Asia. >.>
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Post by Brom Naomo on May 20, 2009 18:11:57 GMT -8
I most certainly claim China and Japan. <.< In the name of PONY!No one can keep Asia. >.> It's mine! I united it under PONY! Damn it! *huffhuffhuff*
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Post by Lestat de Lioncourt on May 20, 2009 18:18:53 GMT -8
FOR PONY!
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Rosey Bear
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Post by Rosey Bear on May 20, 2009 19:20:01 GMT -8
I want France all to my self and nobody can have it.......
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Post by whatdidyousay on May 20, 2009 19:23:23 GMT -8
I know why you want France...you just love it for the poetry.
I see London, I see France, I see Rose's underpants....
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liski
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Post by liski on May 20, 2009 19:26:33 GMT -8
I most certainly claim China and Japan. <.< In the name of PONY!I want the keys to a shiny new Australia!!!! I love you more than words can say <3
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Lisastrata
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Post by Lisastrata on May 20, 2009 20:24:40 GMT -8
I claim south America...no one will look for me there...then I can do all my evil experiments...mwahahahahahahahahhhahaa ;D
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Laurelgwynn
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Post by Laurelgwynn on May 20, 2009 20:48:11 GMT -8
I claim Ireland in the name of Laurel! Thats right Bitches....Now you can kiss my glorious Irish ass!
Hehehehehehehe
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