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Post by Rodargo on Jul 30, 2008 4:33:19 GMT -8
*walks into the thread carrying a brand new pair of Jimmy Choos and quickly observes the small pile-up of dead nOObs*
Erm.....Somehow I missed Fresh Corpses on the gift registry.....*scratches head*
Imma just....*slowly, gently puts the shoes down on the floor*
Yeah...okay...I'm just going to leave these HERRRRRRRRRE....and when you can just...umm.....take these at your leisure, Damari.
Yeahhhhhhhhhh.
*eyes Hessian* Congrats you Evil little bastard. Should have taken you with me to the compost heap, put a little weight on you first....Well...come to think of it....I think Damari just likes the scrawny ones to slap around a little. *snickers*
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Post by Nara Monaghan-Lokason on Jul 30, 2008 5:17:30 GMT -8
*groans* You better both bloody straighten up or I'm going to take Andre up on his offer to off you both... Ohhhh no *taps one booted foot on the floor in consternation* if anyone gets to take out Hessian and Am....I think it should be us. Don't you think Damari?
*glares and punches Hessian in the shoulder* I love you, son. ;D
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Post by Hessian on Jul 30, 2008 5:34:21 GMT -8
Jesus, what is wrong with you, I somehow end up in this situation and you sadistic bastards don't think i've suffered enough already? Or will be suffering more than enough for some time to come, why? WHY do you want to join in?
Oh and Rod, who are you calling scrawny? Right now i'm looking quite a bit bulkier than you, even after this mornings errrm.........Family gathering.
Oh an almost forgot
The vampire darth vamp has drunk 10 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: here darth vamp is sire to no other vampires. darth vamp is a master vampire, with no sire. ID: AS0VkYvL
You burned darth vamp with Garlic Spray!
The vampire darth vamp has drunk no pints of blood.
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Post by Idony on Jul 30, 2008 6:08:25 GMT -8
I am willing to bet this'll get me in trouble one way or another, because das what I du. But wtf evah <.<
The vampire Platelet has drunk 12 pints of blood. Powers (&Sire; Childer): None
You burned Platelet with Garlic Spray!
The vampire Platelet has drunk no pints of blood.
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Post by Nara Monaghan-Lokason on Jul 30, 2008 6:41:50 GMT -8
Jesus, what is wrong with you, I somehow end up in this situation and you sadistic bastards don't think i've suffered enough already? Or will be suffering more than enough for some time to come, why? WHY do you want to join in? Oh and Rod, who are you calling scrawny? Right now i'm looking quite a bit bulkier than you, even after this mornings errrm.........Family gathering. I'm being a good sire and not coming over there and beating all of you. Okay...not you because we've already had our sparring match this week.
*beams and reaches over to thwap Damari in the back of the head* No encouraging Am and Hessian, Damari!!!
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Post by black_dragonet on Jul 30, 2008 6:52:52 GMT -8
*Laughs his ass off at the Damari N00B massacre* This one will remain famous for the years to come, I think...
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Post by Idony on Jul 30, 2008 7:12:52 GMT -8
It'll become a fab It won't be "I kill em because I wanted to." It'll be "I killed 'em because I had a wedding to go to! >.>"
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Post by ◞◯◟ on Jul 30, 2008 9:49:01 GMT -8
Sounds fun. I think I'll add to Damari's pile of presents. *grins*
The vampire KaIi has drunk 18 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Larch and 18th KaIi is sire to no other vampires. KaIi is a master vampire, with no sire. ID: CBv9rFAQ
You burned KaIi with Garlic Spray!
KaIi (0)(rob)
You give KaIi 8 coins.
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Post by Andre on Jul 30, 2008 11:46:31 GMT -8
I am willing to bet this'll get me in trouble one way or another, because das what I du. But wtf evah <.< The vampire Platelet has drunk 12 pints of blood. Powers (&Sire; Childer): None You burned Platelet with Garlic Spray! The vampire Platelet has drunk no pints of blood. How will it get you in trouble? I killed one too
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Post by Idony on Jul 30, 2008 11:53:23 GMT -8
Not with you, pappy XD I can manipulate you, most of the time.
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Post by Do Not PM this Account. on Jul 30, 2008 12:18:46 GMT -8
I need to find a good one, that'll be worth something for Damari and Hessian. Like.. "a bloody tampon" or.. "Jesus". I'll see if Lek wants to go halfsies for killing Jesus again. Then we'll package him up with a pretty bow and give him to the happy couple. >.>
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Post by Damari on Jul 30, 2008 13:01:30 GMT -8
Ohhh JESUS! You'd try to kill Jesus for me? *grins* That's SoooooOOooo cool!
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Post by Do Not PM this Account. on Jul 30, 2008 13:36:24 GMT -8
The vampire Jesus has drunk 460 pints of blood. Powers: Suction Stamina(1) Shadows(1) Thievery(1) Location: Haddock and 54th Jesus is sire to 3 other vampires, including: Limewire, iTunes, _VIadimire_ Jesus is a master vampire, with no sire.
Hmmm. Where's Lek? We'll even attach a card, but she'd be so upset if I didn't ask her to help kill Jesus again..
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Post by nitenurse on Jul 30, 2008 14:56:25 GMT -8
Well, I could not resist... and it took some thought. I may yet find another one but as the opening wedding gift...
The vampire drunkenfool12 has drunk 23 pints of blood. Powers: None drunkenfool12 is sire to no other vampires. drunkenfool12 is a master vampire, with no sire.
*brushes her hands as she adds him to the collection. What's a cafe without a drunkenfool? The vampire drunkenfool12 has drunk no pints of blood. Powers: None drunkenfool12 is sire to no other vampires. drunkenfool12 is a master vampire, with no sire.
Congratulations to you both... can't wait to see who's next
*heads over to get a latte, slipping some Kahlua in the mug*
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Post by Do Not PM this Account. on Jul 30, 2008 15:27:49 GMT -8
I've changed my mind, Damari. I've found the perfect n00b to zero for you. *starts toward Andre, giggling* The vampire Andre has drunk 0 pints of blood.... I kid, I kid. But seriously, if you want Jesus to hang on your cafe wall, and Papii'd let me, I might be able to wrangle him up.
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