Moons
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Post by Moons on Jun 26, 2009 13:55:55 GMT -8
The name's Moons, nice to meet. I'd be the one your husband lives with. You didn't think he did his own laundry, did you?
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Idony
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Post by Idony on Jun 26, 2009 14:25:37 GMT -8
Fuck's sake, I swear the next bitch that comes giving me advice about how to house train my own husband gets a broomstick up the cunt.
And if they don't already have one, that can be arranged too.
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Moons
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Post by Moons on Jun 26, 2009 14:27:56 GMT -8
Advice?
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Josephine
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Post by Josephine on Jun 26, 2009 17:33:37 GMT -8
Moons I think you made a new friend dear...
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Damari
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Post by Damari on Jun 26, 2009 20:23:06 GMT -8
On a more serious note.. Damari.. ave yew been drinking? I 'ave debated stalking yew in the past.. waiting until yer in the HoB then latching on like some kind of large, leather clad leech. Kinda takes the edge of fings if yer a willing sire. *shrug* Who said I was willing. You're a stray. I'm feeling magnanimous... You could try attaching your dubiously leather clad self to my limbs but you'll get kicked in the teeth for your troubles. I don't do cheap bovine knock offs. Do you by any chance own clothing less pungent? |
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Damari
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Post by Damari on Jun 26, 2009 20:25:09 GMT -8
Fuck's sake, I swear the next bitch that comes giving me advice about how to house train my own husband gets a broomstick up the cunt. And if they don't already have one, that can be arranged too. Maybe the bitches are trying to tell you something. Like, house train your fucking husband. |
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Moons
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Post by Moons on Jun 26, 2009 20:27:33 GMT -8
Moons I think you made a new friend dear... Something like that. |
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Bambi
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Post by Bambi on Jun 27, 2009 9:18:54 GMT -8
I don't need house training... gawd the worse fing I do nowadays is wank in the shower but I rinse that away.. most times.
And the jacket wos a gift and it's vintage so the cow who it's made from woulda died of old age by now anyway. Oddly enough, I do own other clothing, I ain't a nudist ya know. I get me suits made by this bespoke tailor (who I pay in kind of course) and fer a more casual look I go fer skinny jeans and comfy t's. Do ya need photos Damari or will ya take me word fer it?
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Josephine
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Post by Josephine on Jun 27, 2009 13:17:25 GMT -8
The thought of Bambi and Damari in the same line is almost too much, it is the setting for a very bad comedy. Then again both Bambi and Damari are very frank people, both are true to themselves, and both really don't care what the world thinks- so perhaps it would be a match made...
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Damari
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Post by Damari on Jun 27, 2009 14:18:15 GMT -8
Skinny jeans... on a man. *sighs* Skinny Jeans. On anyone. Jesus. No I don't want photographs of you in skinny jeans.
I believe I'll let myself be surprised by your future wardrobe choices.
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Bambi
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Post by Bambi on Jun 30, 2009 11:14:37 GMT -8
Skinny jeans... on a man. *sighs* Skinny Jeans. On anyone. Jesus. No I don't want photographs of you in skinny jeans. I believe I'll let myself be surprised by your future wardrobe choices. Idony says yer too good fer me. She reckons I'd dirty up yer bloodline or wotever it wos she said.. I tend to switch off most of the time she's gassing. Actually she finks I'm too shit fer anyone's bloodline.. I dunno why though cos surely there are bigger wankers out there then me? Mind yew the only 'pires I can fink of who are more twatty then me 'ave sires so maybe she does 'ave a point. I might stick a new bit under me banner saying.. Bambi Boi.. Highly desirable yet utterly unsirable. ;D And back off Idony yew grammar Nazi.. I already looked it up and "unsirable" ain't a word. I must've made it up, ergo I can't spell it wrong. |
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Damari
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Post by Damari on Jun 30, 2009 11:46:33 GMT -8
Does Idony have her hand up your ass helping you speak too? Or are YOU attempting to tell me to fuck off without hurting my feelings? *laughs* Dude
Jesus, why the hell do vampires think I care. You'd interest me. But I sure as shit not going to jump off a fucking bridge because you say no. Just say no.
I would. Then again, I wouldn't have ME for a sire... goes to show huh?
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Moons
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Post by Moons on Jun 30, 2009 13:13:28 GMT -8
I...like the idea, actually.
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Sweets
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Post by Sweets on Jul 8, 2009 7:06:36 GMT -8
Bambi, if you are still unsired, look me up. I care not about appearances, have no childer to speak of so you wouldn't have to deal with emo-siblings, and you know I love you to death.
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Post by Tyson Alexander on Jul 15, 2009 6:07:52 GMT -8
Emo Siblings.......sounds like fun  |
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