Damari
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Post by Damari on Aug 10, 2008 14:16:40 GMT -8
Ohh I guess I should be calling Scythian my Ex-Step-son-in-Law which makes you my Ex-Step-daughter-in-law by marriage.
OhHHhhhHhhhhh and that makes NN my ex-step-sister-in-law- by marriage once removed.
Ohhh.. hold on I’m on a roll. Which makes Nara my ex-step-sister-in-law my marriage, twice removed.
Which makes ophelia my Ex-step-mother-in-law, by marriage three times removed on the mother’s’s side.
Which you know, makes ophelia and Lucius brother and sister, by marriage four times removed I think.
Nephew in Law *laughs* I like that.. Nephew in Law. I’m going to start referring to everyone in relation to how they’re related to me. Six Degrees of Damari… how do you relate?
Looks around the thread. I’m sure I could do this. I’m sure I could. Obnoxious … but I’m sure I could find a way to connect every damned dot.
*toddles off to go cook up another bout of mischief*
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Damari
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Post by Damari on Aug 10, 2008 14:17:01 GMT -8
*waves to Delphine* You inspire me… *grin*
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Elektra
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Post by Elektra on Aug 10, 2008 15:54:52 GMT -8
actually, when Scyth dueled Sartori, he didnt say that at all, he was quite modest at the whole thing as being an exercise, a lesson, not that he would assuredly win, he knew his chances of winning were very slim, but he still did quite well. *is proud of the 'lil nephew-in-law* He DID defeat Poo in one round... Something no one's done before. >.>
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Post by Boomerangele on Aug 10, 2008 17:29:29 GMT -8
I’m going to start referring to everyone in relation to how they’re related to me. Six Degrees of Damari… how do you relate? OK, this is better than duel. How are WE related?
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Damari
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Post by Damari on Aug 10, 2008 18:05:54 GMT -8
*taps chin and frowns*
Okay, I’m going off memory but here we go…
You are my double-step-aunt-in-law-three times removed on the father’s side of your ex-sire’s childer’s childer’s, first sire’s wife’s ex-childer.
*coughs* Well, I was going that route through your past iL Caduto connection but it is just as easy to direct your connection to me through torch. In which case you are:
Married to Torch, who is sire to Goliath, who divorced CG Dragonfly who is the childer of Melkya who is the childer of Mina (connection one: Who was married to Rodargo, ex-childer of Lucius my ex-partner bound); who is the childer of Majica (connection two: who sired my severed childer HunterJaimesson) who is the childer of Seyda (connection three: who is the sire of NN, who is partner bound to Nara who is he sire of Hessian my present partner bound)
Which of course makes our connection pretty fucking incestuous really. And if given enough time I’m SURE I could connect you through iL Caduto.. *taps chin* But the above was off the top of my head. I might impress you with the other later if I can be arsed chasing up those that I remember being in the iL Caduto line were the ones who were actually in that line and I didn’t right now because I didn’t want to trust my swiss cheese memory.
*grin*
Cool huh? We’re like… cousins or some shit. In law, step and removed a few hundred times.
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Post by Do Not PM this Account. on Aug 10, 2008 18:18:12 GMT -8
<.< Do me. I wanna know if I get a Christmas card.
*cackles* Everyone in this City is connected through links or broken links somehow, I'm fairly sure.
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Damari
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Post by Damari on Aug 10, 2008 18:33:01 GMT -8
Yours is easy since I used to call Annabelle my sister, once upon an age ago.
You, by relation are my: Ex-Sire’s, second partner’s, ex-childer’s, new partner’s childer.
Carpathia was my Sire, who was Partner bound to AdaMaS, who at the time was the sire of Annabelle, who is now partner bound to Andre. Your Sire.
*grin* Some connections are easier than others.
I could even come in through Sartori too if I had a mind to. But that was is a little more convoluted, but no less interesting if I were to take a meandering path through his many past associations.
The D’dary are a give for me. I can grandfather them in pretty easily…
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Post by Do Not PM this Account. on Aug 10, 2008 19:24:33 GMT -8
Damn. You can't escape Damari.
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Elektra
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Post by Elektra on Aug 10, 2008 20:13:48 GMT -8
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Post by Do Not PM this Account. on Aug 10, 2008 20:15:40 GMT -8
I can't help it. Her connections to everyone make me so hot.
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Post by Nara Monaghan-Lokason on Aug 10, 2008 20:16:57 GMT -8
Not that I'm the dueling sort. But if I were to challenge you. Would you? NO. For the simple fact, Hessian would probably step in and I'd end up fighting him.
*grins* Not that Hess and I can't spar on our own and do considerable damage to each other anyway.
Which actually would be kick ass fun, now that I think about it. *pauses as I contemplate* I'm sure we'd leave the Hall standing... *trails off as I see the wife tapping her toes as I contemplate fighting*
*wiggles fingers at nn* Hiiiiiiii honey!!!
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Post by black_dragonet on Aug 10, 2008 23:50:48 GMT -8
I’m going to start referring to everyone in relation to how they’re related to me. Six Degrees of Damari… how do you relate? *smiles* I know there is one possible connection, but I think linking me to you could take some time... Can you connect me ? and how many dots would you need?
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Damari
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Post by Damari on Aug 11, 2008 1:08:19 GMT -8
Not as many dots as you would assume.
You are the ex-childer of Angel St John, ex-sire of Kraven, married to Lady Senaiya who until recently was my niece through her connection to Xeneri, via Dark Mooncalf.
I could actually get to you through Delphine I guess. Hell, when you marry Oophy it'll be even easier. *winks*
Or when you become my childer.... *coughs*
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Post by Vella on Aug 11, 2008 1:11:43 GMT -8
Hmmm...I don't think Damari and I are hooked up in any way but I could be wrong Damn. You can't escape Damari.
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Damari
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Post by Damari on Aug 11, 2008 1:19:09 GMT -8
*arches eyebrow* You're kidding right?
You were the childer of Lucius you spazz... what other connection do you need?
I'm your ex-step-mother.
Hell, I could snag you through Rena I'm sure, in some ass backwards journey, but still. Easier to go through the most direct one. Straight shot.
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