Josephine
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Post by Josephine on Sept 5, 2009 22:53:23 GMT -8
umm techno Zombies? Congrats or flee... I guess.
Rel do you have the contact number for Star Fleet?
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Silence
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Post by Silence on Sept 5, 2009 22:54:22 GMT -8
The mental wing let some crazies go, Rel.
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rel
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Post by rel on Sept 5, 2009 23:05:20 GMT -8
The contact number for... *blinks slowly at the monitor* now wait a damn minute. Star fleet is movie land. MOVIE LAND...well tv land first, but with a terribly low budget. HOW IN THE HELL CAN A VAMPIRE THINK THEY'RE BORG? borg. borg? seriously? yes *nods* we need police. crazy police to take this fool crazy borg thinking vampire away...*re-reads above* what in the sam hell is a techno zombie...
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Josephine
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Post by Josephine on Sept 5, 2009 23:18:02 GMT -8
Well it is the best thing I can think of to describe the borg.. besides if some one is deluded enough to think themselves the borg then there has to be others out there deluded enough to think themselves Spock and Captain Kirk.
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Post by Vamane on Sept 5, 2009 23:20:44 GMT -8
Um. . .Congrats?
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rel
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Post by rel on Sept 5, 2009 23:22:34 GMT -8
...yesssss and they are called whacked out needing to be left in the sun vampires. long name, i realize, but apropos to the situation. these are lost brethren, sadly, who perhaps have been immortal too long and their faculties have now gone to oatmeal leaving them koo koo loonies.
hmmm techno-zombie...yes...yes I understand you're reasoning, and it seems fitting...which means machetes may work? and fire?
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Post by black_dragonet on Sept 6, 2009 0:01:24 GMT -8
*shrugs* Yeah... I wonder how long this will last...
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Silence
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Post by Silence on Sept 6, 2009 0:08:53 GMT -8
*shrugs* Yeah... I wonder how long this will last... Poor dragonet.
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Post by Lass on Sept 6, 2009 0:17:40 GMT -8
Here you are Josephine - Take your pick on who to call about the problem.....
The vampire James T Kirk has drunk 447 pints of blood. (Lost In Shadow) Powers: Stamina(1) Shadows(1) Thievery(1) Location: Quartz and 89th James T Kirk is sire to no other vampires. James T Kirk is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Spock has drunk 7 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Gibbon and 34th Spock is sire to no other vampires. Spock is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Uhura has drunk 400 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Juniper and 45th Uhura is sire to no other vampires. Uhura is a second-generation vampire, sired by Lenadariel (35691).
The vampire Sulu has drunk 248 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Horror and 40th Sulu is sire to no other vampires. Sulu is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Chekov has drunk 423 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Octopus and 69th Chekov is sire to no other vampires. Chekov is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Data has drunk 878 pints of blood. (Lost In Shadow) Powers: Second-sight Suction Surprise Perception Celerity(3) Stamina(2) Shadows(3) Thievery(2) Locate(1) Telepathy(1) Charisma(2) Location: Chagrin and 73rd Data is sire to no other vampires. Data is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Worf has drunk 1974 pints of blood. (Lost In Shadow) Powers: Second-sight Suction Surprise Perception Celerity(1) Shadows(3) Thievery(3) Location: Obsidian and 10th Worf is sire to no other vampires. Worf is a master vampire, with no sire.
As in Beverly - The vampire Crusher has drunk 327 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Lion and 5th Crusher is sire to no other vampires. Crusher is a master vampire, with no sire.
As in Deanna - The vampire Troi has drunk 680 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Kraken and 16th Troi is sire to no other vampires. Troi is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Janeway has drunk 128 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Chagrin and 25th Janeway is sire to no other vampires. Janeway is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Chakotay has drunk 110 pints of blood. (Lost In Shadow) Powers: Second-sight Suction Perception Celerity(1) Stamina(1) Shadows(1) Thievery(1) Charisma(1) Location: Octopus and 15th Chakotay is sire to no other vampires. Chakotay is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Tuvok has drunk 577 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Zebra and 47th Tuvok is sire to no other vampires. Tuvok is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Tom Paris has drunk 24 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Duck and 54th Tom Paris is sire to no other vampires. Tom Paris is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Kes has drunk 96 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Beryl and 99th Kes is sire to no other vampires. Kes is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Dax has drunk 714 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Horror and 78th Dax is sire to no other vampires. Dax is a master vampire, with no sire
The vampire Sisko has drunk 760 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Dogwood and 2nd Sisko is sire to no other vampires. Sisko is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Kira has drunk 5453 pints of blood. (Lost In Shadow) Powers: Second-sight Suction Surprise Celerity(1) Stamina(1) Thievery(3) Location: Ivy and 44th Kira is sire to no other vampires. Kira is a second-generation vampire, sired by RavenBlack (1000060).
The vampire Odo has drunk 261 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Juniper and 42nd Odo is sire to no other vampires. Odo is a master vampire, with no sire.
The vampire Quark has drunk 488 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Duck and 81st Quark is sire to no other vampires. Quark is a master vampire, with no sire.
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Silence
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Post by Silence on Sept 6, 2009 0:30:37 GMT -8
Oh wow....
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Post by Supreme Dalek on Sept 6, 2009 0:49:20 GMT -8
Whirrs his way up to a computer console, manipulator arm moving to brush against it, "Open commmm-unications!" which causes the computer to open to The Bite. Scanning along for something relevant, the Dalek begins screaming, "Alert, Alert! Borg detected in quadrant fooour! Exterminate!" This begun, the Dalek began work on a post, declaring superiority: :Borg are superior to Daleks in only one respect! They are better at dying!
Even a million Borg drones could not withstand one Dalek! This is pest control!
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!:
The Dalek manipulated the send button and then whirred away from the computer, screaming 'Elevate!' before moving to a new location in the City.
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Post by Silence on Sept 6, 2009 0:58:22 GMT -8
Whirrs his way up to a computer console, manipulator arm moving to brush against it, "Open commmm-unications!" which causes the computer to open to The Bite. Scanning along for something relevant, the Dalek begins screaming, "Alert, Alert! Borg detected in quadrant fooour! Exterminate!" This begun, the Dalek began work on a post, declaring superiority: :Borg are superior to Daleks in only one respect! They are better at dying! Even a million Borg drones could not withstand one Dalek! This is pest control!Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!: The Dalek manipulated the send button and then whirred away from the computer, screaming 'Elevate!' before moving to a new location in the City. *stared at the screen, blinking. Was she seeing things? Hopefully not. She -had- her glasses on. * Uh... Since when did the city have a home security device?
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Post by Samantha Dawn on Sept 6, 2009 4:59:26 GMT -8
If it can clean carpets, manage slaves and shop for you at leisure I think I want a Dalek. I prefer the red model. Goes with the Sojourn decor.
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Post by Borg on Sept 6, 2009 5:26:03 GMT -8
Whirrs his way up to a computer console, manipulator arm moving to brush against it, "Open commmm-unications!" which causes the computer to open to The Bite. Scanning along for something relevant, the Dalek begins screaming, "Alert, Alert! Borg detected in quadrant fooour! Exterminate!" This begun, the Dalek began work on a post, declaring superiority: :Borg are superior to Daleks in only one respect! They are better at dying! Even a million Borg drones could not withstand one Dalek! This is pest control!Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!: The Dalek manipulated the send button and then whirred away from the computer, screaming 'Elevate!' before moving to a new location in the City. *Comes out of recharge mode and starts up a sensor scan* The vampire Supreme Dalek has drunk 268 pints of blood. Powers: None Location: Pyrites and 42nd Supreme Dalek is sire to no other vampires. Supreme Dalek is a master vampire, with no sire. Supreme Dalek you will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. You will service the Borg. Resistance is futile.
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Post by Lisastrata on Sept 6, 2009 6:24:18 GMT -8
Ok people, when are we going to shatter this threat to the city? It's either a bunch of, as Rel put it, Koo koo loonies or someone's science fair project got up and walked away...and I only know one mad scientist in the city...Where is Prom anyway?
Should we contact star fleet and ask if we can borrow their fazers? or are we going to tackle this like Vampires? It's a logical assumption that if they have infact assimilated petit_prince, then they have the weakness of every other vampire in the city. Holy water and Garlic Spray all around! Enterprise to battle stations! Engage!...
...I think this is making me loose it again...
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