petit_prince
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"Don't shit in my boots, or I'll shit in yours"
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COVEN
Sept 24, 2009 23:52:59 GMT -8
Post by petit_prince on Sept 24, 2009 23:52:59 GMT -8
say that in french and i'll follow you anywhere Right, so in French, that would make... D’abord, Scythian, la réponse est Non. Par hasard, t’as fait le calcul quand tu m’as provoqué en duel à mort ? Sachant que je suis à plus de 30k en sang, et toi environ 6k... Si t’as pensé que j’allais descendre à ton niveau de sang, t’es vraiment barré. La première ligne de défense dans n’importe quel combat, c’est le sang. Si je décidais de te mettre à zéro, ça serait simple, quoi que tu fasse.
Je comprends, t’est un marginal, t'es vexé, bla bla bla… Regarde moi… Regarde moi, putain. Sérieusement, mec, va de « ton côté », avec les nouveaux potes et le matos dont vous vous vantez, beurrez vous la raie avec de la vaseline et léchez vous le trou du cul jusqu’à la gorge.Okay, that's in no way a literal translation, which would suck, but quite the proper way to say the same thing in French. Now Occam... I'm thinking of interesting places to have you follow me...
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Master Dracula
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I don't need a reason to fight, I just need somebody TO fight![C01:551A8B]
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 6:12:44 GMT -8
Post by Master Dracula on Sept 25, 2009 6:12:44 GMT -8
Now that's some good french. Parfait.
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 6:54:04 GMT -8
Post by Delphine on Sept 25, 2009 6:54:04 GMT -8
permettez-moi une petite correction.. ce ne serait pas 'léchez le cul'.. mais plutot... "enfoncez vous la tête dans le cul de l'un de l'autre"... *ahem*
now, back to your previously scheduled programming.
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 7:56:29 GMT -8
Post by Scythian Chornovyl on Sept 25, 2009 7:56:29 GMT -8
First off Scyth, the answer is No. Did you happen to do the math, when challenging me to a Duel to the Death? Seeing that I’m over 30k in blood and you’re around 6k. If you thought I would drop down to your blood lvl you have really lost it. Blood is the first line of defence in any kind of fight you encounter. Either way you look at it. If I decided to zero you, it would be a simple task. I get it, you’re an outcast, you have hurt feelings Blahhblahhblahh...Look at me...Look at me. Seriously man, go sit on “your side “, as you say, with your new crew and the inventory you boast about and lube each other up with KY and ram your heads up each other’s asses. You're just too fucking cute. Very well, challange denied. Have a fantastic life unkky baby. By the way... in the realm of math you're lacking some key factors. 30k huh tough guy? I get that much blood in my dick just thinking about violent things. Toodles.
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 8:23:16 GMT -8
Post by occamrazor on Sept 25, 2009 8:23:16 GMT -8
say that in french and i'll follow you anywhere Right, so in French, that would make... D’abord, Scythian, la réponse est Non. Par hasard, t’as fait le calcul quand tu m’as provoqué en duel à mort ? Sachant que je suis à plus de 30k en sang, et toi environ 6k... Si t’as pensé que j’allais descendre à ton niveau de sang, t’es vraiment barré. La première ligne de défense dans n’importe quel combat, c’est le sang. Si je décidais de te mettre à zéro, ça serait simple, quoi que tu fasse.
Je comprends, t’est un marginal, t'es vexé, bla bla bla… Regarde moi… Regarde moi, putain. Sérieusement, mec, va de « ton côté », avec les nouveaux potes et le matos dont vous vous vantez, beurrez vous la raie avec de la vaseline et léchez vous le trou du cul jusqu’à la gorge.Okay, that's in no way a literal translation, which would suck, but quite the proper way to say the same thing in French. Now Occam... I'm thinking of interesting places to have you follow me... who are you? permettez-moi une petite correction.. ce ne serait pas 'léchez le cul'.. mais plutot... "enfoncez vous la tête dans le cul de l'un de l'autre"... *ahem* now, back to your previously scheduled programming. i like girls ya know
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petit_prince
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"Don't shit in my boots, or I'll shit in yours"
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 8:53:58 GMT -8
Post by petit_prince on Sept 25, 2009 8:53:58 GMT -8
permettez-moi une petite correction.. ce ne serait pas 'léchez le cul'.. mais plutot... "enfoncez vous la tête dans le cul de l'un de l'autre"... *ahem* now, back to your previously scheduled programming. True, but I found my version closer in spirit...
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 8:55:58 GMT -8
Post by orgasmerilla on Sept 25, 2009 8:55:58 GMT -8
You're just too fucking cute. Very well, challange denied. Have a fantastic life unkky baby. By the way... in the realm of math you're lacking some key factors. 30k huh tough guy? I get that much blood in my dick just thinking about violent things. Toodles. Ya know, I've got no fucking qualms about those odds. I'll take you on, on the condition I can sew your fucking mouth shut permanently afterward for the benefit of all the city.
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Valion
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 10:26:45 GMT -8
Post by Valion on Sept 25, 2009 10:26:45 GMT -8
I challenge you to a duel, COVEN. A duel of who can get the most ladies.
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 10:36:45 GMT -8
Post by Delphine on Sept 25, 2009 10:36:45 GMT -8
You're just too fucking cute. Very well, challange denied. Have a fantastic life unkky baby. By the way... in the realm of math you're lacking some key factors. 30k huh tough guy? I get that much blood in my dick just thinking about violent things. Toodles. Ya know, I've got no fucking qualms about those odds. I'll take you on, on the condition I can sew your fucking mouth shut permanently afterward for the benefit of all the city. *beams* Can I watch? *grins*permettez-moi une petite correction.. ce ne serait pas 'léchez le cul'.. mais plutot... "enfoncez vous la tête dans le cul de l'un de l'autre"... *ahem* now, back to your previously scheduled programming. i like girls ya know I am happy for you...permettez-moi une petite correction.. ce ne serait pas 'léchez le cul'.. mais plutot... "enfoncez vous la tête dans le cul de l'un de l'autre"... *ahem* now, back to your previously scheduled programming. True, but I found my version closer in spirit... considering I know the man better than anyone, having been his friend, lover and partner for almost 2 centuries, I can assure you the true meaning is not your suggested salad-toss, but clearly the thrust of cranium in the anal cavity.
Now, however.. if this is your own personal preference being expressed, then more power to you!!
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 11:09:37 GMT -8
Post by orgasmerilla on Sept 25, 2009 11:09:37 GMT -8
Ya know, I've got no fucking qualms about those odds. I'll take you on, on the condition I can sew your fucking mouth shut permanently afterward for the benefit of all the city. *beams* Can I watch? *grins*Definetely! *Grins*
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Damia
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 11:20:30 GMT -8
Post by Damia on Sept 25, 2009 11:20:30 GMT -8
Ya know, I've got no fucking qualms about those odds. I'll take you on, on the condition I can sew your fucking mouth shut permanently afterward for the benefit of all the city. *Having read down the responses, she chuckled at this and then had to reply*
"The city would thank you, and if you do so, I'll give you one of my pretty black orchids as a gift."
*Hitting reply she sent it through and then closed the laptop for a few moments, still getting used to the idea of constant usage of a computer.*
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 12:01:22 GMT -8
Post by orgasmerilla on Sept 25, 2009 12:01:22 GMT -8
It would be my pleasure to do it without thanks or gifts. But he won't take me up on it. He's too chickenshit. He'll have too many excuses why he doesn't need to and he won't concede to my condition of having his mouth permanently sewn shut.
And Damn technology! It wouldn't keep him shut up in here.
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Valion
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 13:41:20 GMT -8
Post by Valion on Sept 25, 2009 13:41:20 GMT -8
I have revised the rules, COVEN.
Whoever can get the most blowjobs, wins. It can be from 10 girls, each one gives one, or it can be one girl, who gives 10. So, with these final rules, I am waiting for you to accept.
If you swing that way, too, you can have guys.
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 14:12:52 GMT -8
Post by occamrazor on Sept 25, 2009 14:12:52 GMT -8
I have revised the rules, COVEN. Whoever can get the most blowjobs, wins. It can be from 10 girls, each one gives one, or it can be one girl, who gives 10. So, with these final rules, I am waiting for you to accept. If you swing that way, too, you can have guys. I can give 10 blowjobs ~licks lips~ who wants them
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Valion
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COVEN
Sept 25, 2009 16:36:41 GMT -8
Post by Valion on Sept 25, 2009 16:36:41 GMT -8
I have revised the rules, COVEN. Whoever can get the most blowjobs, wins. It can be from 10 girls, each one gives one, or it can be one girl, who gives 10. So, with these final rules, I am waiting for you to accept. If you swing that way, too, you can have guys. I can give 10 blowjobs ~licks lips~ who wants them If COVEN accepts, I'll be generous and split them with him. (Because we all know I'm better then COVEN.) 5 for me, 5 for him. At the same time. Awwww yeah!
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