Damiana La'Whatever Jones

[Damari]

No cause obviously giving it the right definition is beyond you ... one wonders what flight of fictional fancy you're on this time and what implausible story you've concocted in your mind to validate that fancy.

Oddly, for once. It fails to inspire me to poke at you. My interest in you is waning again. How sad for you, what WILL you do if that happens? Could you do a dance or something, make yourself useful that way?

[spookie]

Oct 9, 2009 14:41:29 GMT -8 occamrazor said:

Damari was once a fierce warrior in the city. She fought in many wars and her name appears often in the history books. She has not only fought with weapons but her wit and intelligence stood above most others. Wars were fought over Damari.

I dont know what happened to her, maybe shes just bored. She sits back and does nothing of substance anymore. It's a shame

Actually she was never a fierce warrior. She has never done anything of substance.

To say it short she has never been anything but the wife of Lucius.. the one who nobody ever respected. ophelia, Lucius' first wife, she is respected amongst everyone, but Damari.. the rebound girl.. all she ever did was try to be ophelia so much that the whole city laughed at her.

[spookie]

Oct 28, 2009 1:01:50 GMT -8 Damari said:

No cause obviously giving it the right definition is beyond you ... one wonders what flight of fictional fancy you're on this time and what implausible story you've concocted in your mind to validate that fancy.

Oddly, for once. It fails to inspire me to poke at you. My interest in you is waning again. How sad for you, what WILL you do if that happens? Could you do a dance or something, make yourself useful that way?

How about i book you an appointment for botox?

[Inu Adaire]

I think Damari secretly has a soft spot for this childe, and is only trying to up her chances at success by giving her some early publicity.

But...that's in my secret little world where Damari -has- a soft spot. =x

[Damia]

Oct 27, 2009 22:22:27 GMT -8 Damari said:

*laughs*

I didn't issue you a threat, I never make public threats. What a waste of breathe... public threat. Ohh whatever. I was TELLING you.. now please keep up because I seriously think it's annoying I have to explain this to you a second time.


Now, read the above and you let me know where it says anything close to THREAT... It was a warning that I had prior claim to the vampire you had sired recently and I was merely pointing out, despite the fact you have SIRED IT (now come on, keep up here because this is running into two sentences so I'm hoping this doesn't freak you out) I was still going to ACCOST it.

That's not a threat. I don't make threats. I never have. Usually when I decide to bend you over... you're bent and it doesn't require stupid public threats to make it happen.

When it goes public it's already fait accompli.

Threats?! Bwaaa.... That's funny. You're not really that important you know. You weren't before you left. You're sure not now.

Yes but that is the difference between the two of us Damari. I have never cared nor said I was important. Status to you might be everything. But to me it is merely a title. I prefer to simply be with my family and friends, enjoying unlife rather then trying to be top dog. *Shrugs*

And yes I got your "warning/threat" quite well. And chose to answer it. Tis not my fault that you hurriedly went on to assure me that I am un-important as to be listened to correctly.

Now I'll let you enjoy once more your obsession with both my childre. Seemingly as this keeps you happy in your unlife.

[Damari]

Oct 28, 2009 1:03:32 GMT -8 spookie said:

Actually she was never a fierce warrior. She has never done anything of substance.

I do believe I answered this a while ago. Please keep up Spookie Sweetums. For hells sake if I have to keep dumbing this down for you and your sire we’re going to be here forever.

Oct 28, 2009 1:03:32 GMT -8 spookie said:

To say it short she has never been anything but the wife of Lucius.. the one who nobody ever respected. ophelia, Lucius' first wife, she is respected amongst everyone, but Damari.. the rebound girl.. all she ever did was try to be ophelia so much that the whole city laughed at her.

Are you saying I'm like ophelia?? *laughs* Okay, let us put this to the vote. Please anyone and everyone, put your 2c in ... put up your hands if you think I'm anything like ophelia???

Spookie, that was weak as fuck three years ago and hasn't gained any credibility since.. Get a new tune and evolve a little you pathetic Neanderthal.

Oct 28, 2009 7:42:41 GMT -8 Inu Adaire said:

I think Damari secretly has a soft spot for this childe, and is only trying to up her chances at success by giving her some early publicity.

But...that's in my secret little world where Damari -has- a soft spot. =x

I loves you Inu, always have. I miss talking to you and even though I’m a little weirded out about your recent love matches, I still think you’re the bees knees.

*winks* Now, mushy stuff aside, let me get back to my little hobbies

Oct 28, 2009 8:04:33 GMT -8 Damia said:

Yes but that is the difference between the two of us Damari. I have never cared nor said I was important. Status to you might be everything. But to me it is merely a title. I prefer to simply be with my family and friends, enjoying unlife rather then trying to be top dog. *Shrugs*

And yes I got your "warning/threat" quite well. And chose to answer it. Tis not my fault that you hurriedly went on to assure me that I am un-important as to be listened to correctly.

Now I'll let you enjoy once more your obsession with both my childre. Seemingly as this keeps you happy in your unlife.

*laughs* Okay, if you want to think it's a threat... whatever. Think away. It doesn’t bother me a bit. Hell if you want to think I’m back pedalling because your historic awesome-ness has me double-taking, have at. I’m good with that. It was pretty irrelevant what your feelings were on the matter at any rate.

Lots of things keep me happy. You just happened to have sired two things that I believe:

1) to be a gutless waste of space with a big mouth and very little to back it up except flagrant bravado with stale insults three years old. Amusing when you poke it and it starts to bristle, spit and scratch.
2) to be a play toy I'll bat around until i think it I've broken it enough to be satisfied. Then I’ll leave it where I broke it.

Now, I do remember liking you somewhat when you were actually doing stuff in the city. That hasn’t changed so much. The only unfortunately affectation you have now, are your less than suitable childer.

[spookie]

old age seems to effect your eyes AND mind besides your looks.

Nobody said you're anything like ophelia. You never have been and you never will be, but you have tried all your life and it has only made people laugh left and right.

Also I responded to the young ones, not you. See, the young ones who are misinformed like occamrazor was, need to be corrected.



Collagen fillers... yes..

[Damari]

Ahhh is THAT it, and here I thought your tune was going to change.. .No? So isn't it by your own rationale,

(now really spooks you need to keep up with this one because I'm going to use big words and complicated reasoning and I need you to stick with me here)

IF I was trying so hard to BE ophelia that I would be LIKE ophelia. So if you take your stated observation to its natural conclusion then I WOULD in fact be LIKE ophelia because that is what I'm apparently TRYING to do.

Now what you say now is in fact true (are you still with me?... you let me know if this goes above your head won't you)

That in trying I have FAILED to be like ophelia, wouldn't I then be, by conclusion, not like her at all.

Thus negating your own observation with a double negative?

Hrmmm... that might have gone a little over your head huh? I can see without even posting this that you're going to sit there scratching your ass going WTF is she talking about.

You negate yourself Spookie. One opinion you spout has completely fucked the other one. Raped it and left it for road kill on the side of the road.

Next time you attempt to create an insulting observation, try to keep them the same so they don't contradict themselves.

[spookie]

sorry didn't even read that lil wall of text of yours.. but if I know you at all I know it isnt worth it, however i got a feeling i should repeat myself.....

Oct 28, 2009 16:06:41 GMT -8 spookie said:

Nobody said you're anything like ophelia. You never have been and you never will be, but you have tried all your life and it has only made people laugh left and right.

I also think your upper lip needs a lil hotwax

[Damari]

*grin* Ahhh Spookie darling, the more vampires that wear my name in some fucked up Martin Luther King protest of what I do.

The more you feed into my infamy and ego about who I am. You think it bothers me? *laughs* Hell no, I LOVE it... it validates me. It tells me you see me, you hear me and you fucking TWITCH.

Twitch Bitch. I watch, I point and I'm still laughing.

Now, I knew you wouldn't get that reasoning, but that's okay... everyone else did. And that little show was all for them to let them see you for what you were, so they could also point and laugh.

[spookie]

Delusional too *takes notes*

[Damari]

*smirks and wanders off*

[spookie]

*waves*


Now where did I put my damari - shirt...






There it is!

[Damari]

That's veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery clever Spookie. I can't possibly trump that for the intelligence quotient it took to create it.

You have positively slain me with your wit. *snort*

[ophelia Lokason]

I remember that monkey!

~HiS~