seyda
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Post by seyda on Dec 29, 2008 9:27:45 GMT -8
I hear if you have ribs removed, it makes it a much more likely endeavor...
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Post by ladypeacek on Dec 29, 2008 13:36:15 GMT -8
Dun go givin the lad any ideas...pleeeeeeease.
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Emilee
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Post by Emilee on Dec 30, 2008 7:19:27 GMT -8
Shall we start with the fact that our dear Coquette is single and looking for a kind and gentle pire to rock her world? *grins* "Kind and gentle" Now now, lets not ask for TOOO much. LOL..in this City that is a rare breed!!!
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Post by ophelia Lokason on Dec 30, 2008 8:47:32 GMT -8
You still have that iron maiden, ophelia? *Grins* I do. And a small collection of other fascination courtship tools! ~HiS~
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Bambi
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Post by Bambi on Dec 30, 2008 10:02:01 GMT -8
Dun go givin the lad any ideas...pleeeeeeease. Oh but Great Aunt La Pea.. it'd give me something to do inbetween forcing yer to spend time wiv me. *grins cheekily* La Pea makes ya sound so exotic.. fuckin' hawt. *waits to get slapped upside the head*
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Post by ladypeacek on Dec 30, 2008 11:13:53 GMT -8
*presses two fingers under Bambi's chin and pulls his head up* Stop starin at my boobs, boi!
And no takin out of the rib cage! You'll be all .... saggy then. Tch, not attractive at all.
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MavericksChild
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Post by MavericksChild on Dec 30, 2008 19:25:13 GMT -8
****Grins* I do. And a small collection of other fascination courtship tools!***
You LIAR!!!!!!! You left it in the basement!!! I'VE USED IT!!!! -wails and mutters about fibs-
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Juliden Loveless
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Post by Juliden Loveless on Jan 25, 2009 13:48:43 GMT -8
-Blinks for a few moments, staring.- Well then. I know what I'm getting Coquette for her holidays.
-Steps off the stairway, turns back around to add.- Oh, you're cute, Bambi. -Nods, then lofts off.-
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Post by Wyndcryer St. John on Mar 17, 2009 17:08:49 GMT -8
I hear if you have ribs removed, it makes it a much more likely endeavor... *extends her talons* I'll do it for you Bambilove. Just climb on up on the table in the playroom.
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Sorcha Dragolescu
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Post by Sorcha Dragolescu on Apr 18, 2009 13:34:45 GMT -8
Really... all this worry over being single. As I was saying to someone just this eve, it leaves time to collect cats, to watch whatever might be on TCM - which has led to the realization that actors in the 1950's not only had to sing, dance and do crazy stunts on balancing beams as demonstated in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, they also had to grow absolutely ridiculous looking moustaches and manage to look serious while singing about chopping wood.
Seriously....
Of couse, if learning the fine art of crochet doesn't appeal, there is nothing for it but to don something lacy, to sheathe ones elegantly manicured talons (temporarily of course) and to venture forth.
The trick is to lure them in all sweetly and be like, oh oops, how silly of me to have left that trapdoor open... oh, don't worry about the cuffs, they're just for decoration, a holiday gag.... you've never worn cuffs before... (The trick is to look innocent here). Well, just for a laugh, why don't we just give those a whirl shall we? Oh, darn, I meant to add lime to your drink but oh look at that, I accidentally dropped some aphrodisiac in there instead. Tsk, tsk, how clumsy of me! Well, it does taste like lime.... What's that dear? How observant you are! Yes, this happens to be a soundproof room darlin', hope no one was expecting you back for a while... say a year or three?
I think they'll get a bit worried at this point, especially if there are cats at home waiting to be fed.
Still, I do offer crochet classes every Wednesday eve for those who are eager to learn *wink*
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Alexdoh
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Post by Alexdoh on Apr 18, 2009 13:44:53 GMT -8
Bump!
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Tohru Chan
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Post by Tohru Chan on May 12, 2009 22:11:12 GMT -8
I never could get into personal ads. And 'sides. Everyone's either gay, stuck up, flaming, taken, an asshole, butt-pirate, or something.... *coughs.* I had a point... I don't remember.
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Post by eric on May 28, 2009 14:51:41 GMT -8
I never could get into personal ads. And 'sides. Everyone's either gay, stuck up, flaming, taken, an asshole, butt-pirate, or something.... *coughs.* I had a point... I don't remember. LMAO! I thought I take a look around to see how much shit I can get into and saw this- im glad im toooooo young to know about dating in this city
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hairbear
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Post by hairbear on May 28, 2009 15:32:37 GMT -8
I don't know what all the fuse about being bound is about.
There are plenty of man whores around. *smiles sweetly
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Tifereth
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Post by Tifereth on May 28, 2009 16:01:20 GMT -8
I don't know what all the fuse about being bound is Amen.
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