SinisterGrin:
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Jan 22, 2009 7:43:19 GMT -8
Gigolo-- n., pl. -los. 1. A man who has a continuing sexual relationship with and receives financial support from a woman. 2. A man who is hired as an escort or a dancing partner for a woman.
The words "a woman" can be subbed with "another man".
I've noticed that I'm running low on coin, and I need to make a snappy come-back.
And I bet you thought I was looking to buy, didn't you?
Prices are negotiable.
Please don't insult me with how much you offer, though.
Not all services are sexual.
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Bambi
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Post by Bambi on Jan 22, 2009 7:56:08 GMT -8
Blimey mate.. don't advertise like this.
Why'd ya think hookers use fake names and keep a low profile? If folk know who ya are and wot ya do they'll think twice about using yer services. Ain't many who are proud to admit they pay for it.. most prefer to keep that side of things a secret.
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SinisterGrin:
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Jan 22, 2009 8:00:19 GMT -8
I nearly pissed myself when you said that, because I'm laughing so hard!
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Post by Katastrophe St. John-Talon on Jan 22, 2009 8:09:55 GMT -8
Ahem... Bambi, you're out of the closet on your services, love. Just don't forget who you owe a good chunk of your profits to. And, uh, do I call you Sinister? If you dance well enough, I could be persuaded to pay for your time in that sense only. Hmmm... *pulls up another tab on her browser to check her account*
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SinisterGrin:
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Jan 22, 2009 8:12:39 GMT -8
I assume that anybody who replies to this thread is automatically accepting services.
So, Kat, how much are ya offerin'?
=O!
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Post by Katastrophe St. John-Talon on Jan 22, 2009 8:16:14 GMT -8
Tsk, tsk. You assume too much. I want to see you dance first.
*stops there, realizes that sounds suggestive in ways she certainly doesn't mean, and adds on*
And I do mean with all your clothes on, preferably in a tuxedo. Bring a partner if you wish to show off your true capabilities, or demonstrate with me before I'll discuss payment. And payment will only be paid after a night of dancing.
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Post by Lestat de Lioncourt on Jan 22, 2009 8:22:39 GMT -8
Tsk, tsk. You assume too much. I want to see you dance first. *sings out, as the song hits his mind* Standin' there, baby with your palm out. Bitch I ain't even seen you dance! <.< >.> I'm not offering anything.
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SinisterGrin:
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Jan 22, 2009 8:25:33 GMT -8
C'mon, Lestat. I've been tryin' to get in those pants since I first saw you. All cute. Reading that book about four years ago.
It's actually weird that I remember that.
Do I even really remember that. Maybe it was somebody else.
Like I said. You know you want it. =o!
And Kat... I'll most definitely take you up on that offer.
When and where?
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Post by Katastrophe St. John-Talon on Jan 22, 2009 9:03:16 GMT -8
Lestat... shoo. Hmmm... as far as the when and where, come see me and we'll discuss that.
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Edan Adaire
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And your point is?[C01:AF7817]
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Post by Edan Adaire on Jan 22, 2009 9:29:08 GMT -8
*coughs and blows his soda everywhere as he reads this* Oh my god...tell me you are not seriously doing this?
And well, if you are good luck? >.> I hope you aren't looking for an increase in class anytime soon.
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SinisterGrin:
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Jan 22, 2009 9:36:05 GMT -8
Class? Since when did I claim to have -class-?
Besides. If Kat really wants a dance partner, then I'd love to. Especially if I get paid.
And how is it any different than the slave auctions? Except that it's not a large group of people doing it all at once... It's just me.
Besides... I don't think that my reputation could get any lower at this point... Already a whore... Well...I was. Why not get paid for doing what I'm decent at?
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Post by Katastrophe St. John-Talon on Jan 22, 2009 10:02:27 GMT -8
That and I'm not looking for a slave... not even in the dancing only sense.
Besides, I'm not doing anything underhanded. I want to go dancing, and if I can assist him with what he needs while enjoying myself in a perfectly respectable way, then why not?
And, class is relative. Though, Edan, I'd think twice about calling those who auction themselves off for coin as classless. I'm sure that's a long list of people who would use that as an opportunity and/or excuse to come after you to show you just what kind of "class" they have.
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MavericksChild
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Post by MavericksChild on Jan 22, 2009 11:59:04 GMT -8
*Just dies*
Oh, sweet, sweet Grin. You amuse me.
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Post by ophelia Lokason on Jan 22, 2009 12:32:06 GMT -8
Class? Since when did I claim to have -class-? Besides. If Kat really wants a dance partner, then I'd love to. Especially if I get paid. And how is it any different than the slave auctions? Except that it's not a large group of people doing it all at once... It's just me. Besides... I don't think that my reputation could get any lower at this point... Already a whore... Well...I was. Why not get paid for doing what I'm decent at? It's actually not any different. AND you aren't posting half naked suggestive pictures of yourself...yet, nor talking with eye waggling gestures about what you 'might do' so you're one step ahead of many that participate in the slave auctions ~HiS~ Tyrant CNN PS: No I am not saying that ALL that participate in the auctions are hussies putting themselves up for grabs so no one read anything into that and get your panties in a bunch. That sounds like it would be uncomfortable.
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SinisterGrin:
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Jan 22, 2009 13:09:04 GMT -8
*Just dies* Oh, sweet, sweet Grin. You amuse me. Mav. You know you love me. *Grins devilishly.* You just can't help yourself. So, basically what you're saying is I'm the Classiest of the Un-Classy, is that right?
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