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Post by Katastrophe St. John-Talon on Jan 26, 2009 6:26:34 GMT -8
Not from me, at least, not yet.
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Jan 26, 2009 6:35:23 GMT -8
Sooooooooooooooo......we have anyone paying you yet for services rendered there, Grinmeister? I don't know. When do you plan on paying me?
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Post by Rodargo on Jan 26, 2009 7:05:55 GMT -8
*snickers* Once you convince me you're Liz Summers AND able to miraculously shape-shift yourself into a Blueberry Muffin. (( *modified to add the word "AND" ))
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Jan 26, 2009 7:39:32 GMT -8
*snickers* Once you convince me you're Liz Summers AND able to miraculously shape-shift yourself into a Blueberry Muffin. It sounds like I've got a few plastic surgeons and a witch-doctor or five to talk to.... Hmmm. We'll see if this can be arranged, Rodargo. We'll see.
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Post by Lestat de Lioncourt on Jan 26, 2009 9:03:30 GMT -8
Now that's attention to Customer Service.
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Post by Rodargo on Jan 26, 2009 11:19:20 GMT -8
Now that's attention to Customer Service. In this Universe we exist within, there are certain mathematical improbabilities which....although questing for a specified, desirable outcome......simply can not and WILL not ever become reality. For example: This manly little mug will never ever NEVER ever never EVER even remotely turn into THIS desired outcome. Endless numbers of Plastic Surgeons spawned by the greatest, immortal powers within this Universe could never manage a miracle such as this. Why? Because this angelic face of beauty ( Liz's) is a one-of-a-kind, never-to-be-repeated piece of exceptional Perfection. That's why. It's the thought which counts there, Grinmeister. However, I think I just burped up my lunch over those visuals. I'm half-tempted to just hand you coin to make the pain stop! (*modified to include a statement for Grin's player* If you have any problems posting your character's picture, I will remove it. Was added just for comical purposes. )
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Post by Katastrophe St. John-Talon on Jan 26, 2009 11:57:04 GMT -8
Can we watch a plastic surgeon try anyway?
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Jan 26, 2009 13:24:09 GMT -8
Hmmm...
Actually, there are some resemblences between Liz and Myself. In the nose, the eyebrows, and the cheekbones. The chin could be a problem... But I bet that we could pull it off...
I'm all for being handed coin to make the pain stop.
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Post by Katastrophe St. John-Talon on Jan 26, 2009 13:47:57 GMT -8
The facial hair might also be a problem.
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Post by Rodargo on Jan 26, 2009 14:12:39 GMT -8
Yeahhhhhhhhh, not to mention everything BELOW the chin as well. Definitely no resemblance, Dude!
*feels nauseous* Seriously, make the pain stop!
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Post by Katastrophe St. John-Talon on Jan 26, 2009 14:40:20 GMT -8
Aww, poor Rod.
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Jan 26, 2009 19:24:03 GMT -8
Rodargo. Hand over the coin, and I'll call it a "service" to make the pain stop, eh?
P.S. Ever heard of a sex-change. We could get this handled, Rodargo.
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Post by Rodargo on Jan 26, 2009 21:07:20 GMT -8
Have YOU ever heard of the phrase called "Ewwwwwww!!!!"
Tell ya what Grinmeister....You go ahead and have a sex change, and I'll spot you the coin to have it done AFTER it's done.
*snickers*
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Jan 26, 2009 21:37:09 GMT -8
Aww.
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Deal's off, Rodargo. Deal's off.
=.=
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Post by Rodargo on Jan 27, 2009 6:36:19 GMT -8
Whaaaaaaaat?
You're willing to get the face done, but not the rest of the goods? 'Sup with that?
I'm sure a boob job HERE, tummy tuck THERE, a tiny snip, erm.....there, and a total body wax EVERYWHERE.......And you'll be on the rewarding road to pseudo-female in no time!!!
You need coin, right? I'll PAY you to become female and attempt to look a trillionth as good as MY Lizzy.
100 big ones are yours. Go female, and you're well on your way to fully-powered blissssssssssss!!! Can go buy that sassy Sire of yours some shoes to look as damn HAWT as my Damari exuberates in fashion.
Hell, after you get the coin......can always become male again right? Just slap some super-glue and stick everything back on....No problems, eh?
(*modified to correct spelling. Bah )
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