Post by Do Not PM this Account. on Apr 4, 2009 14:50:12 GMT -8
For your third installment.. (because he whined) we're inviting you to take a bite out of...
1. How long have you been in the City?
7 years, give or take (3 months as a vampire). I came here when I heard that there were no cats in RavenBlack City, and the streets were paved with cheese (so I set my mind at ease). Not only did they lie about the former, but they also failed to mention that there were also ... NEKOS! Furry catman-bastards!
They told the truth about the cheese though. I have daily fondoos with my gang. Mmm, stiltony.
2. What powers do you have? (Both in-game and otherwise)
[/b]Austin Powers, 1, 2, and 3. Very toit, like a toiger. Also known as.. none. [/color]
3. Have you ever been clanned? If so, please provide a list of clan names and your position and length of time in each.
Clan MacMillan Brun, my whole life, apparently. Though I don't wear kilts or chop people's heads off too often (such a waste of blood). Position? Erm ... little to the left? That’s the spot!
4. How many wars have you participated in?
Do you count slaughtering Joe Tenpints Newbie as participating in a war? If so ... then a LOT.
5. Have you ever been zeroed? If so, by whom and how many times?
Yes, can't remember their name, and once. I had been a vampire all of three days before the heroic figure strode out of nowhere to take away all of my 50 pints of blood. The bards of Butcher's Tavern still sing his epic ballads. Laaaaaa!
6. How did you come into the City?
I got the 8:35 interstate train to Thalia. What kind of dumb question is that? What did you expect me to say? I was tricked into going here by my friend, who was secretly a Vampire? That would be stupid now wouldn't it.
7. Who do you consider your greatest inspirations, mentors, and friends?
Dog18 would be my greatest inspiration. The guy works day in, day out for his family, asking nothing in return. He barely has time to feed himself, and every penny he gets goes to helping genius vampires kill one another temporarily. *sniffles* Such a great man!
Mentors? Lord Livingston of course, who blew his nose too hard, so that I might have eternal life. Bless his beautiful hide, where ever he may be. Maybe one day he can tell me who the hell Thanatos is and why his Scions weren't even related by blood.
And as for friends, I have to say the entire Midnights gang. Except for the whiners. Oh, and those that never lift a finger to help. And the spies. Oh yeah, and the clanned individuals who only turn up to crack jokes, and are too whipped to actually do anything. Come to think of it, I hate them all. Lazy bastards.
8. What do you think your greatest accomplishments are in the City so far?
Removing Lucius from his final resting place (after we stole it) was a big moment for me. I used scrolls of turning to ride his coffin about the city like a giant skate-board. But then the coffin fell open and his head fell off. Which was not awesome.
Proving everyone wrong who said I’d only be around for a couple of months. It’s been three months, bitches! Yeah! Suck on that!
Also, burning down many lairs was also a big highlight for me. Whoever said that a newbie with no powers was powerless?
And then there are the other things that I can’t talk about, because frankly it serves my purpose if people don’t know the extent of what I’ve been up to. I’m not all about rubbing things in people’s faces you know. You just never hear of my manipulations because that’s how I like it.
9. How about partners, lovers, or relationships? (For the older pire, how do you suggest meeting the right person for you, for younger, how did you meet your partner or lover?)
My advice to you: love is for humans and gullible fools. It makes you weak, it makes you vulnerable, and it makes you very, very stupid. So stop watching too many westernised romantic sitcoms and stop reading glorified trashy porn and go get a life, you pansies. There are bigger things in life than love, though it might be hard for the entirety of you women to believe (most of whom have got SO desperate that they‘ve turned to other women, robots, and Lameth).
10. How many sires have you had? (For older pires, how do you suggest finding the right sire for you? For younger, how did you meet your sire, if applicable?)
One sire. Which is co-incidental, seeing as you can only be turned once. Unless you extend the vampiric definition of the word “sire” to include anyone who happens to exchange blood with you. And then you can count all of my previous sexual encounters, and several anonymous blood donors. So ... 9 prostitutes and a cow. And no, the cow was not one of the donors.
11. For older pires-- what do you suggest to new pires looking to find their way in the City? Give us your best gem of advice.
Don’t take the advice of “older” vampires. They are full of crap and haven't learned a damn thing in the 4-6 years they’ve been a vampire. 4-6 year old toddlers know better, go ask advice from them.
12. For younger pires-- what do you want to learn and accomplish in your time in the City?
My aims are no secret. First and foremost, to have fun. Secondly, to screw with the current order of things and bring back good old anarchy. Oh, and I’d quite like to wipe my arse on RavenBlack’s face.
13. Anything else to add for the readers who are “Taking a Bite” out of you?
Yes. Remember that strength doesn’t come from powers or blood or allies. It comes from your ability to outsmart your opponent. There are bigger and more effective ways of killing a vampire - even a clan - than simply throwing around holy water. Welcome to the age of the newbie.
Up next.. Melanctha!
The David!
1. How long have you been in the City?
7 years, give or take (3 months as a vampire). I came here when I heard that there were no cats in RavenBlack City, and the streets were paved with cheese (so I set my mind at ease). Not only did they lie about the former, but they also failed to mention that there were also ... NEKOS! Furry catman-bastards!
They told the truth about the cheese though. I have daily fondoos with my gang. Mmm, stiltony.
2. What powers do you have? (Both in-game and otherwise)
[/b]Austin Powers, 1, 2, and 3. Very toit, like a toiger. Also known as.. none. [/color]
3. Have you ever been clanned? If so, please provide a list of clan names and your position and length of time in each.
Clan MacMillan Brun, my whole life, apparently. Though I don't wear kilts or chop people's heads off too often (such a waste of blood). Position? Erm ... little to the left? That’s the spot!
4. How many wars have you participated in?
Do you count slaughtering Joe Tenpints Newbie as participating in a war? If so ... then a LOT.
5. Have you ever been zeroed? If so, by whom and how many times?
Yes, can't remember their name, and once. I had been a vampire all of three days before the heroic figure strode out of nowhere to take away all of my 50 pints of blood. The bards of Butcher's Tavern still sing his epic ballads. Laaaaaa!
6. How did you come into the City?
I got the 8:35 interstate train to Thalia. What kind of dumb question is that? What did you expect me to say? I was tricked into going here by my friend, who was secretly a Vampire? That would be stupid now wouldn't it.
7. Who do you consider your greatest inspirations, mentors, and friends?
Dog18 would be my greatest inspiration. The guy works day in, day out for his family, asking nothing in return. He barely has time to feed himself, and every penny he gets goes to helping genius vampires kill one another temporarily. *sniffles* Such a great man!
Mentors? Lord Livingston of course, who blew his nose too hard, so that I might have eternal life. Bless his beautiful hide, where ever he may be. Maybe one day he can tell me who the hell Thanatos is and why his Scions weren't even related by blood.
And as for friends, I have to say the entire Midnights gang. Except for the whiners. Oh, and those that never lift a finger to help. And the spies. Oh yeah, and the clanned individuals who only turn up to crack jokes, and are too whipped to actually do anything. Come to think of it, I hate them all. Lazy bastards.
8. What do you think your greatest accomplishments are in the City so far?
Removing Lucius from his final resting place (after we stole it) was a big moment for me. I used scrolls of turning to ride his coffin about the city like a giant skate-board. But then the coffin fell open and his head fell off. Which was not awesome.
Proving everyone wrong who said I’d only be around for a couple of months. It’s been three months, bitches! Yeah! Suck on that!
Also, burning down many lairs was also a big highlight for me. Whoever said that a newbie with no powers was powerless?
And then there are the other things that I can’t talk about, because frankly it serves my purpose if people don’t know the extent of what I’ve been up to. I’m not all about rubbing things in people’s faces you know. You just never hear of my manipulations because that’s how I like it.
9. How about partners, lovers, or relationships? (For the older pire, how do you suggest meeting the right person for you, for younger, how did you meet your partner or lover?)
My advice to you: love is for humans and gullible fools. It makes you weak, it makes you vulnerable, and it makes you very, very stupid. So stop watching too many westernised romantic sitcoms and stop reading glorified trashy porn and go get a life, you pansies. There are bigger things in life than love, though it might be hard for the entirety of you women to believe (most of whom have got SO desperate that they‘ve turned to other women, robots, and Lameth).
10. How many sires have you had? (For older pires, how do you suggest finding the right sire for you? For younger, how did you meet your sire, if applicable?)
One sire. Which is co-incidental, seeing as you can only be turned once. Unless you extend the vampiric definition of the word “sire” to include anyone who happens to exchange blood with you. And then you can count all of my previous sexual encounters, and several anonymous blood donors. So ... 9 prostitutes and a cow. And no, the cow was not one of the donors.
11. For older pires-- what do you suggest to new pires looking to find their way in the City? Give us your best gem of advice.
Don’t take the advice of “older” vampires. They are full of crap and haven't learned a damn thing in the 4-6 years they’ve been a vampire. 4-6 year old toddlers know better, go ask advice from them.
12. For younger pires-- what do you want to learn and accomplish in your time in the City?
My aims are no secret. First and foremost, to have fun. Secondly, to screw with the current order of things and bring back good old anarchy. Oh, and I’d quite like to wipe my arse on RavenBlack’s face.
13. Anything else to add for the readers who are “Taking a Bite” out of you?
Yes. Remember that strength doesn’t come from powers or blood or allies. It comes from your ability to outsmart your opponent. There are bigger and more effective ways of killing a vampire - even a clan - than simply throwing around holy water. Welcome to the age of the newbie.
Up next.. Melanctha!
