Ferrymen you are in prison

[Ladipyre]

[daly]

This again? Don't you have a mind, Ladipyre? This is why I call you constantly the first vampiress with a case of DOWNSYDROME AND A FUCKING HALF. END. LIFE.

Honestly. You're starting to get annoying with this "Ferrymen you're going to die"
WE KNOW! PAY ATTENTION! THEY'RE DROPPING LIKE FLIES! SHUT THE FUCK UP.

...Wait, that's L'Cocksuckers. But still. You really have to learn, aint no one gunna bow down to you, Lord Archasshat, or tejas_dicksuck. Okay? If I kill you, will you stop?

[Sia]

Sometimes... I feel like the city is in a serious need of a comedian club so things like this wouldn't have to be posted alongside with more serious issues.

But on the other hand... I love a good laugh without having to pay the entrance fee.

[Alexdoh]

You know, Arch sounds like someone who would drop the soap in prison often.

[Louvain]

How can you build a new clan when the one you've got now completely fails?

EDIT: Also, come out of shadows, so everyone can beat you into a pulp.

[daly]

Now now, Cockvain. It's not nice to make threats to the special kids of the city. You know better.

[Louvain]

Tch. You know you wanna whip his ass too.

[daly]

No I don't. I want to shove Ladipyre's head up his dickhole while you stomp a mudhole in his ass. That's what I want. Then we can burn down his lovely castle, tie tejas to a log and ship her down the evil river, and roast smores all night while we get drunk.

Then, I'll kill you.

[Katastrophe St. John-Talon]

Part of me wonders why it doesn't say, "Leave or Dye." However, this one sounds like someone's seen The Matrix one too many times.

This is like watching episodes of a good show. I can't wait to see what shit they come up with next. Pathetic.

[Lyrene]

I think they forgot they were writing for another clan and not their own.

Im just annoyed that she looks like me.

[daly]

You're sexier. You atleast have a brain.

[Lisastrata]

Woot! I was right again!

Ok, really, this one trick pony mantra backed with no fact is seriously loosing it's comedic value. Ladipyre, run back to your lord and tell him to post his proof or be caught in a lie. 'cause really, that's what all this shit is. A LIE.

If this is the Matrix, he's obviously Agent Smith...only less creepy, less cool, and without the brains or fire power. Post yer proof for shut the bloody fucking hell up.

God damned noobs piss me off something fierce.

[Moirai]

Funny, if AAs minions aren't bound by shackles of the mind, why aren't they ever around to see some of the dumbassery that their leaders create?

*edited to add an antecedent*

[melkya]

Seriously, I point out their tactic is most likely going to fail and they turn around and make more posters because I "inspired them"? Leave or Die WILL fail because all it is going to do make the other clan more tight knit than they have been before.

[Katastrophe St. John-Talon]

He's not intelligent enough to be Agent Smith, Lisa.

And Melkya, it was a fail before it started.