Pool Boy Services

[tannerdwyer]

Pool boy services available to those in need of a good bottom sweeping. Chemical unbalancing and filter purging available on request. Also able to help with any computer related issues, such as board hacking, ip stealing and password resetting.

references and resume available upon request

references:
Do not hire anyone name Tanner Dwyer (BEEF JERKEY ROXXXX!!!! is his farmtown screen name). He is a hacker. Tell everybody on your list because if someone on your list adds him, he'll be on your list too. He'll figure out your computer ID and address. So copy and paste this message to everyone on your buddy list, because if he hacks them, he will hack you.

[rel]

oooooh I have a cabana boy, Amador. Well, he's more of a servant of all trades, and oh my he certainly doesn't like to be called that, but fuck him right? I mean he's not here to stop me, eh? I force him to bring me frozen bevvies and waft a palm frond as I relax by moonlight at the poolside. He hates it, and I think he's plotting my demise, but secretly I know he loves me. Plus, my shopping boy Manolo doesn't make good drinks. But if you need shoes! BOY, he's the one to call.

So, do you clean pools? Do you have references? Are you green or do you use chemicals for your bottom cleanings?

[Nephriel B. R. de laFronde]

L. O. L.

[Sin Von Tottlein]

Bahaha.

[Alexdoh]

Poolboy and hacker?

Can I have a combination of the two? You wanna hack my paddling pool?

[rel]

*growls low* HE'S MINE!