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Post by Tyson Alexander on Aug 17, 2009 12:48:47 GMT -8
FullName: Allyn Maquereau Age: 28 Orientation: straight Martial Status: single Height: 5'6 Eye color: brown Hair color: brown Nationality: Spanish/ Dutch Species: Vampire I am a dominant, rebel b*tch, who wants a strong, respectful, handsome, respectful, honest, loyal Straight Vampire Male who will look after me and my needs, not running away after a single night stand If you think that you can take me on then be my guest and don't be shy about it either Leave your name a little about yourself, but you need too pm Tyson Alexender first if you want too meet up....
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Henry Key
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Post by Henry Key on Aug 17, 2009 14:58:58 GMT -8
I'm confused, who's writing this ad? Someone with a penis or a chick?
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Valiant
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I'll be the one to punch your lights out.
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Post by Valiant on Aug 17, 2009 17:28:30 GMT -8
I think it's someone with a vagina..o.O
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Post by Tyson Alexander on Aug 17, 2009 17:47:36 GMT -8
lol the one with the add is a girl i'm just posting it for her...
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Henry Key
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Post by Henry Key on Aug 17, 2009 18:04:45 GMT -8
lol the one with the add is a girl i'm just posting it for her... Tell tha bitch to do it herself. And bake me a goddamn cake while she's at it.
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Post by Tyson Alexander on Aug 17, 2009 19:31:00 GMT -8
lol the one with the add is a girl i'm just posting it for her... Tell tha bitch to do it herself. And bake me a goddamn cake while she's at it. What you can't make one yourself?
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SinisterGrin:
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Aug 19, 2009 7:38:53 GMT -8
He's a man.
There are five things that men don't do for themselves: -get a beer from the fridge -make a sandwich -clean house -cook supper -bake a cake
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Henry Key
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Post by Henry Key on Aug 19, 2009 10:04:56 GMT -8
Tell tha bitch to do it herself. And bake me a goddamn cake while she's at it. What you can't make one yourself? No. No I can't. See Grin's list o' shit for moar details.
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Promethius
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Post by Promethius on Aug 20, 2009 7:18:32 GMT -8
What the hell is up with the "I'll post this for a friend" shit lately? If she's such a "dominant rebel bitch", she can get her ass on here and try snagging a pire for herself.
I'm laughing especially hard at the not-so-subtle cues that this particular watering hole's been fuck-and-ducked enough to cause damage.
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rel
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byrren jous ninta yibinss wun ninta xo'a ulu kl'ae vel'bol zhah udosst..er'griff l' seke ph' shebali
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Post by rel on Aug 20, 2009 9:50:31 GMT -8
lol the one with the add is a girl i'm just posting it for her... Tell tha bitch to do it herself. And bake me a goddamn cake while she's at it. *snickers* whew that made me laugh.
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Henry Key
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Post by Henry Key on Aug 20, 2009 10:35:37 GMT -8
Tell tha bitch to do it herself. And bake me a goddamn cake while she's at it. *snickers* whew that made me laugh. You can bake me a cake too, dammit.
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rel
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byrren jous ninta yibinss wun ninta xo'a ulu kl'ae vel'bol zhah udosst..er'griff l' seke ph' shebali
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Post by rel on Aug 20, 2009 10:38:15 GMT -8
And you can wait for that cake a loooooooooooong time, waffles...
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Henry Key
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Post by Henry Key on Aug 20, 2009 10:43:17 GMT -8
No. You're going to bake for me. Immeeeediately.
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petit_prince
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Post by petit_prince on Aug 20, 2009 10:57:42 GMT -8
Helping out a friend? Then you may start by shutting up and telling that "friend" to just come over and speak up for herself. She ain't gonna ever find a man by herself is that "dominant" personality ain't able to speak for herself. Up to now, all I've seen is a pussy scared shit of men so much that she's been peeing all over herself at the bare though of exposing her name. What's it gonna be when she has to drop her clothing, expose herself and spread her legs?
Grow up, unknown girl, and get yourself a man of your own.
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rel
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byrren jous ninta yibinss wun ninta xo'a ulu kl'ae vel'bol zhah udosst..er'griff l' seke ph' shebali
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Post by rel on Aug 21, 2009 6:37:21 GMT -8
*blinks* whoa...Petey...graphic!
And waffles? I'll steal you a nice lil apron, frills and all to bake your own damn cake *grins*
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