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Post by rel on Aug 27, 2009 14:21:59 GMT -8
That waffles is giving up breakfast cakey treats for quiche.
Not even for omlets...with mushrooms and Gruyere cheese...but quiche from IHOP.
STEP DOWN WAFFLES! *shakes head* shame...tsky tsky shame
I'm not calling you the lord of quiche. never in all of...well I just did, kinda, but NEVER AGAIN
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Post by Henry Key on Aug 27, 2009 15:41:09 GMT -8
Did you hear that rumour from the same source I heard a recent rumour?
They said you were going to give away all your shinies to charity.
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Post by rel on Aug 31, 2009 9:58:03 GMT -8
Pfffft. You are NOT a charity waffles, stop trying to get my shinies!
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Post by Henry Key on Aug 31, 2009 14:35:56 GMT -8
I'm totally a charity. Officially part of the "Keep Palazzo Lucius Midnight a fucking wreck" fund. Monies will cover the costs of booze, spray paint, axes, hammers, shovels, and various other shite.
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Post by rel on Sept 4, 2009 13:07:11 GMT -8
Thank you for your descriptive list! I'm unaware if you've heard of in-kind donations, but charities get them all the time. Much better to receive the items in question, rather than jiggly coins to just burn holes in your pocket on burbon and hookers.
Now, I've just had amador mosey over to your trashed abode with the items you requested, most of which were easy to pilfer off of random citizens of this fair city. he may just toss the box over the gate, as there seems to be a distinct odor that isn't to his liking. Ahhhhh human's and their sense of smell, eh?
The only one I couldn't quite discern was 'other shite'. I did go and ask at the local tavern what you could be referring to, and was disappointed, waffles, but I must say not surprised that it could literally mean shite. With the 'e' for emphasis, I'm assuming.
Let's just be clear, pancake-man...that part of the list you'll have to provide on your own, and NO amount of my coinage will be donated to that particular portion of your charity.
Chin up good sir! If you require my services again, please don't hesitate to send a donation letter to my attention. We generally only donate once a year...for tax purposes...you understand, but it never hurts to try!
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Post by Henry Key on Sept 5, 2009 11:28:22 GMT -8
Ahhh shit. I totally forgot about the hookers.
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Post by rel on Sept 11, 2009 8:22:24 GMT -8
....they'll get cha every time. Pricey lil vixens.
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Post by Henry Key on Sept 13, 2009 16:21:23 GMT -8
Prolly why I forgot about them. Can I just hire you to run around in pvc outfits?
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Post by rel on Sept 14, 2009 16:17:36 GMT -8
...you think you can afford me? HA!
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Post by Henry Key on Sept 15, 2009 17:18:30 GMT -8
Oh I don't have to spend money. I'll just get my zombies and wave them at you.
It'll be madness. Hilarious madness.
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Post by rel on Sept 15, 2009 20:22:14 GMT -8
*sniffs sardonically* waving...zombies...you waving zombies...instead of coin...and i'll dress up in a pvc outfit? You're cut off, Waffles.
Albeit the hilarious madness does have me intrigued, the entire concept of you waving around a zombie inspiring me to change my clothes...huh...well huh...no, you're right, I am intrigued by this concept. Granted I'll sadly have to light you on fire in the process, I mean we both know if I see a zombie - even a wee one you're waving around - I just react!
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Post by Fenrir della Rocco on Sept 18, 2009 10:36:09 GMT -8
Speaking of zombies rel, did you ever figure out who made that one zombie that was looking for you in the classifieds? And why in the hell do I remember that?
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Post by rel on Sept 18, 2009 14:51:05 GMT -8
*blinks* the who with the what now?
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Post by Henry Key on Sept 20, 2009 13:28:19 GMT -8
I think I know what the dude's talkin' about, but no one cares about what he's saying.
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Post by occamrazor on Sept 20, 2009 14:31:58 GMT -8
Henry ! I will give you shinies if you'll let me fiddle with yer waffles
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