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Post by smitsmit on Sept 2, 2009 13:26:41 GMT -8
Breaking News! Vampiric television camera explodes after watching tv playback of a sunrise!
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Post by smitsmit on Sept 2, 2009 13:27:28 GMT -8
This just in! 300 vampires killed at local rec-center after a priest blesses the pool water!
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Henry Key
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Post by Henry Key on Sept 2, 2009 14:35:01 GMT -8
This just in! 300 vampires killed at local rec-center after a priest blesses the pool water! Dude, I was AT that swimming pool. What a mess. Did the Midnights forget to tell everyone? Oops. Well, we were responsible. Totally. It's not fake news, just typo'd. Only 30 vampires died. |
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Post by smitsmit on Sept 2, 2009 23:28:26 GMT -8
in other news.... a three vampire pileup shut down traffic on Gloom street for almost three hours yesterday as crews worked to remove the damage that occured after a spint potion collided with a vial of garlic spray.
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Post by Adeline on Sept 3, 2009 18:14:27 GMT -8
Oh the horror.
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Post by smitsmit on Sept 25, 2009 16:10:50 GMT -8
 Breaking News! Ravenblack city appears to be on the verge of total economic collapse after local shopkeepers have reported staggering losses of up to 50%. In some cases they say it's 3, 7, or 10% worse than usual. This bleak news comes only 12 hours of the failure of the website viewinthedark.net. A spokespire from the Hall of Rogues states "Holy shit!! This is awesome!! I've never seen so many vampires wandering around with so many coins on hand!" Some guy named Herman who sells overpriced paper said he's fed up with the losses and may actually stay in one place for once. (edit: printing press version from BloodRaven added) |
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Post by occamrazor on Sept 25, 2009 17:15:04 GMT -8
in other news.... a three vampire pileup shut down traffic on Gloom street for almost three hours yesterday as crews worked to remove the damage that occured after a spint potion collided with a vial of garlic spray. sounds like a Galamushi war tactic gone bad |
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Miranda Dawn
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Post by Miranda Dawn on Sept 25, 2009 19:44:38 GMT -8
in other news.... a three vampire pileup shut down traffic on Gloom street for almost three hours yesterday as crews worked to remove the damage that occured after a spint potion collided with a vial of garlic spray. sounds like a Galamushi war tactic gone bad  |
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