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Post by Scythian Chornovyl on Sept 5, 2009 9:45:30 GMT -8
God created man because He loves stories.
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Henry Key
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Post by Henry Key on Sept 5, 2009 11:34:31 GMT -8
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west RavenBlack born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all killing some newbies outside of their school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my sire got scared And said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket I put my iPod on and said I might as well kick it
First thought, yo this is bad, Drinking blood out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin like, Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said penis and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, homes smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
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smitsmit
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Post by smitsmit on Sept 5, 2009 19:56:13 GMT -8
i thought he created them so we'd have food.
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Josephine
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~Eternally..~
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Post by Josephine on Sept 5, 2009 22:49:06 GMT -8
god created men, because he needed a rough draft; then came women
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smitsmit
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Post by smitsmit on Sept 6, 2009 8:18:38 GMT -8
Wait a minute! Henry! When did this happen? You're not in the city anymore? How many vampires are there in bel-air? Are the humans tasty? If you see anyone there that looks like Will Smith, tell them I say hi.
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Promethius
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Post by Promethius on Sept 6, 2009 20:45:40 GMT -8
I didn't create men. I'd create women, but they're already there.
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Post by Brom Narum on Sept 7, 2009 12:41:29 GMT -8
The truth is...
There is no spoon.
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