So, after my little buddy (to be referred to as LB indefinitely) decided to try and apologize by adding explanation, patronize me by telling me that he hurts some too, and then was flat out condescending by humming the jeopardy theme and demanding that I "stop with the bullshit," a few of my family decided to pay LB a visit. It took him a REALLY long time to finish his banking, and we were finished our visiting and were all just hanging out when the next bit of fun occurs.
smitsmit shouts "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY I AM BEING ATTACKED??"
smitsmit shouts "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY I AM BEING ATTACKED??"
Then, LB moves out of the bank north, then back into the bank, and then back north. Like a ninja...except he wasn't quick and he didn't have a sword. So actually, he wasn't like a ninja at all.
Then...he gives Pulse money. Because see...Pulse must be poor. But, Pulse is also a gentleman, and he noticed the the guy was a little dirty, so he helped him out some. He even thanked LB. What a nice guy.
At this point, I think I started to smell poopy, but I digress. We all decided to show some solidarity.
Pulse shouts "Hey Seyda, What's the first rule of Fight Club?"
Seyda shouts "The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. "
Andy Drake shouts "The second rule of Fight Club...YOU DO NOT Talk about Fight Club..."
nitenurse shouts "Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over."
Delphine shouts "Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight."
Pulse shouts "Is that all!?"
Seyda shouts "NO! Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. "
Andy Drake shouts "Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes."
nitenurse shouts "Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to."
Delphine shouts "And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight""
Seyda shouts "Can you please explain why i'm being attacked?"
nitenurse shouts "Can you please explain why i'm being attacked?"
Pulse shouts "Can you please explain why I am being Attacked?"
Delphine shouts "CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY i'M BEING ATTACKED?"
Andy Drake shouts "Can you please explain why I am being Attacked?"
Yeah, so apparently, we can't follow the rules of Fight Club. Go figure. But, as I'm trying to figure out where exactly we went wrong there...
smitsmit shouts "Have you all lost your minds? You're hitting me because I created a memorial to those who have fallen OOC?"
And all of us stopped and stared at each other. I thought he was speaking Greek, but there was a Greek there and he said no. So, I think he was just talking with shit in his mouth instead. But, we decided to be good sports and try to figure this out...
Seyda shouts "Hey, NN, what's an OOC?"
nitenurse shouts "Hey, Andy, what's an OOC.... is that some kind of fish?"
Andy Drake shouts "No...I used to watch the OOC on the WB network...I love that show..."
Andy Drake shouts "Hey Pulse - What's an OOC?"
Pulse shouts "No idea, Andy. Hey Seyda what's an OOC?"
Seyda shouts "Is it Orange County Choppers? I think I ate one of them before...Pulse, do you know?"
Pulse shouts "You ate a chopper? I think OOC is a Fruit!"
Andy Drake shouts "No...OOC is that new flu virus going around...SWINE FLU - PART 2, right NN?"
nitenurse shouts "No, no... I tell you... OOC is a fish... yanno. like Seyda has swimming in the aquarium"
Pulse shouts "Pig Flu? I heard Seyda ate that tooo..."
ScarlettXDeath stole 78 coins from you.
Delphine shouts "I think its an OooOooCaboogah... "
See ScarlettXDeath??? THAT's a ninja. Damn.
Anyway, we are so busy trying to figure out what an OhOhCee is that we barely notice him running away. So, we trot on over to investigate this, because maybe he was taking us to the OhOhCee. But no, he goes to Larch and 50th. Wait...what's at Larch and 50th?
*taps her fingers on her lips*
Oh, right. The Graveyard. Apparently our evil verbage was so terrible, that it was able to physically pick LB up and toss him next to the Graveyard. Because there would be NO way that he would take refuge there, right?
Seyda shouts "It's fitting that you're hiding here. Thank you."
I then take a few minutes to meditate. I'm interrupted with this:
GraveGuard says "Welcome to the Graveyards. These grounds are dedicated to former citizens whose human players have passed away. This is considered an area of peace, therefore attacking is frowned upon. http://graveyards.ravenblackcity.com"
GraveGuard gave you one Perfect Red Rose.
Aww...purdy. *pins it to my shirt happily*
((And um...
Steph: Dawn has nothing to do with what you need to be doing ICly to take care of this issue...
Steph: You're talking to Seyda St. John. Stop crossing...
Steph: I am referencing information that is in the Bite newspaper. Stop taking it OOC.
Seriously, how many times do I have to tell you to stop crossing before you stop crossing? I mean really?"