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Post by sade on May 7, 2009 2:29:30 GMT -8
ahhh Rel my beautiful friend i think you protest to much what are you hiddng under your bed is that zombi lust in your voice AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) You can count on someone from the past popping up in an unexpected form in the next two weeks,(I told you if you going to bury them make it 6 feet deep or cut them up into small pieces ok the worst thing is if they come back as a zombie all your friends will say you got zombie mates ewwww) This visit will stir up some weird inner emotional stuff. (or in their case and they are a zombie outer falling off stuff remember to give them a plastic baggie like you take when walking a dog to put dropping off parts into. it’s so unsightly having to pick up after a zombie I mean yuck a finger here an ear there an eye and what happens if their private parts fall off I mean god no) It won’t be all bad I mean at least you can now say you’re not the most butt ugly person in the house. Worse comes to worse set fire to them and render them down Lucky number is 3 Lucky colour is green Lucky saying ‘Zombies are just another way of saying I love you forever’ *glares* For the love of... YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE SADE! Zombies are NOT another way of saying I love you. Zombies are for burning from a safe distance with a flame thrower. |
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Post by sade on May 7, 2009 2:31:51 GMT -8
Ahh green such a wonder still its only a month im sure you can handle it I hate Green. That is all >.> |
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Post by sade on May 7, 2009 2:32:19 GMT -8
either that or the fluffy tail either way is good PISCES (Feb. 19 - March 20) Some geographical region is calling out to you, your wanderlust is getting to you in night sweats and daydreams. I have never seen a sign more in need of a vacation. (either that or sex .are you getting enough if not i know a fine little place near obsidian and 90 they cater to all tastes gender or species no questions asked if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge) Take the urge seriously and make a weekend getaway a reality. It doesn’t have to be expensive or far away to give you the little jolt you need(ahh yes electricity to the genitalia oh I remember it well) … in fact, the oasis you’re looking far is closer to home than ya'll may expect. So pack your bags, pack your toys err pack some cash and the odd little snack and head out for the perfect Pisces vacation (or was it sex romp). Oh yeah. Lucky number is 4 (foursomes are fun and everyone gets someone) Lucky colour is pink Lucky saying ‘I don’t use feathers no more i use the whole chicken’ So fer the next month I can blame all me sexual exploits on me star sign..? Awesome ;D |
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Post by sade on May 7, 2009 2:32:50 GMT -8
Perhaps we could swap him for the zombi Rel is liking CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) Summer is the season of freckles, sand, warm nights and blazing hot romantic romps.(or a hawt hard bit of sex on the battle field is not bad eitherjsut don’t spash holy water near anything you don’t want sizzled )(well a romp on the beach is fun long as you don’t get sand in your simmers or places swimmers should be) Well, that’s what Cosmo says, anyway(not that i would read such mags). I was drawing up your stars for May...and June... and even July (!!!) and all those “Shocking Sexy Summer Stories” in Cosmo are true. hawt romance hawt girls and guys in kinky positions just for you! You’re a regular little love machine.(who would have guessed and love machine nope lust machine yes) When you walk, are you accompanied by the faint sound of “Foxy Lady/guy” playing in the background? You will find folks ready to fling off their clothes at a moment's notice? Lucky number is 69 Lucky colour is tan Lucky saying is ‘you want to go again, hmm damn yum’ Hmmm... going on 3 years Jean and I have been companioned Sade, since he sleeps most the time, think I'll have to go with the HW variety of hot and steamy sizzling *waggles eyebrows* |
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Post by sade on May 7, 2009 2:33:22 GMT -8
good thing it was not orange poka dots "Keep my panties on." Good idea. Pink suits me. But orange? bleeech. |
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Post by sade on May 7, 2009 2:33:42 GMT -8
well i hope it was hawt Virgo. *coughs* Mine is a bit on right now... |
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Post by rel on May 7, 2009 6:11:21 GMT -8
ahhh Rel my beautiful friend i think you protest to much what are you hiddng under your bed is that zombi lust in your voice *blinks* first of all, what in the hell is zombie lust? ZOMBIE LUST? secondly...stop looking under my bed |
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Post by Nephriel B. R. de laFronde on May 9, 2009 0:52:57 GMT -8
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) I look at your end-of-May chart (and I was checking out your end Wahoo now that’s just so cute) and all I see is … rope hand cuffs and a paddle. I haven’t had a great deal of time to ponder the meaning of these clearly significant signs. It can mean so many things! At its most innocent table tennis (Er what about the rope and cuffs) perhaps Table Tennis in prison who can know. I believe these symbols can mean anything you choose – (personally i think they mean being hog tied and hand cuffed to a bed or stair way and being paddled mercilessly on the posterior but hey I’m into that go on what’s your safe word haha) perhaps the paddle and the cuffs and rope mean something else totally different perhaps you will go rowing and your car needs towing..i am pretty sure the handcuffs mean kinky sex though but you decide what is best for yourself Lucky number is 9 (I’m pretty sure 9 spanks would be enough unless you’re real naughty) Lucky colour is crimson (not unlike your cheeks after a spanking) Lucky saying ‘oh baby one more time’ Oh... baby... one more time... One more time what? o.O One more game of table tennis? I think the cuffs mean I'm getting arrested... ... for being so hot! Okay, I'm done now. |
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Post by Master Dracula on May 11, 2009 2:10:35 GMT -8
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
The best way to get rid of a Sag is to start telling them exactly what to do.(no this is not a master/mistress thing. Get your heads out of the gutter people) seeing as I have already alienated for sure the Libras and Aries and Aquarius folks. I want Sags not to change a thing! Except... wow, ya'll. Don't you ever WANT to plan obsessively like the Cappies and Cancers and Virgos do? Long term stalking, planning the death of an enemy or just long term poking fun of another vampire is so much fun. How about a plan to seduce the one you want) You don't have to get all Excel spreadsheety on us or anything. But you could try to make a list, maybe, pros and cons of your latest greatest good idea or dark undertaking?
Lucky number is 181
Lucky colour is black
Lucky saying ‘C is for cookie’
Wow...So totally true =O!! "planning the death of an enemy or just long term poking fun of another vampire is so much fun." ;D
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Post by Sin Von Tottlein on May 11, 2009 2:16:43 GMT -8
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) I look at your end-of-May chart (and I was checking out your end Wahoo now that’s just so cute) and all I see is … rope hand cuffs and a paddle. I haven’t had a great deal of time to ponder the meaning of these clearly significant signs. It can mean so many things! At its most innocent table tennis (Er what about the rope and cuffs) perhaps Table Tennis in prison who can know. I believe these symbols can mean anything you choose – (personally i think they mean being hog tied and hand cuffed to a bed or stair way and being paddled mercilessly on the posterior but hey I’m into that go on what’s your safe word haha) perhaps the paddle and the cuffs and rope mean something else totally different perhaps you will go rowing and your car needs towing..i am pretty sure the handcuffs mean kinky sex though but you decide what is best for yourself Lucky number is 9 (I’m pretty sure 9 spanks would be enough unless you’re real naughty) Lucky colour is crimson (not unlike your cheeks after a spanking) Lucky saying ‘oh baby one more time’ Oh... baby... one more time... One more time what? o.O One more game of table tennis? I think the cuffs mean I'm getting arrested... ... for being so hot! Okay, I'm done now. Ahaha, Princess, I'm a Taurus too, let's get together >> 9 spanks is not enough! |
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Post by Drakhaon on May 11, 2009 2:18:21 GMT -8
You accept the.... cookie saying, Master Dracula!?!
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Post by Nephriel B. R. de laFronde on May 11, 2009 3:13:46 GMT -8
Oh... baby... one more time... One more time what? o.O One more game of table tennis? I think the cuffs mean I'm getting arrested... ... for being so hot! Okay, I'm done now. Ahaha, Princess, I'm a Taurus too, let's get together >> 9 spanks is not enough! Homg, yes! Together we'll make... *counts on his gloved fingers* 18 spanks!  |
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Post by Emmett on May 12, 2009 17:35:42 GMT -8
Grey? How...drab!
Virgo = fail. It means VIRGIN, for crissakes! Eew.
*Edited to add that that's what I've been told and I'm apparently wrong? Well, it SOUNDS like virgin.*
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Post by Nephriel B. R. de laFronde on May 13, 2009 13:04:42 GMT -8
Grey? How...drab! Virgo = fail. It means VIRGIN, for crissakes! Eew. *Edited to add that that's what I've been told and I'm apparently wrong? Well, it SOUNDS like virgin.* I'm.. a virgin D: Emmett, do you not like me anymore!? |
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Post by Idony on May 13, 2009 13:14:31 GMT -8
Grey? How...drab! Virgo = fail. It means VIRGIN, for crissakes! Eew. *Edited to add that that's what I've been told and I'm apparently wrong? Well, it SOUNDS like virgin.* Would you prefer pink, ms. automatic-cocksucker? Looks a bit more like a cunt, doesn't it? Virgo is indeed represented by the Virgin. I don't know who's dumber: the person who apparently 'corrected' you or you for believing them. In any case, I strongly suggest that from now on you keep your mouth busy on what it's apparently more used to, and not commit to any more attempts at using it verbally. For the sake of us all. |
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