Bambi
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Post by Bambi on Aug 3, 2009 10:26:57 GMT -8
I already 'ave a great name.. no need to mess wiv perfection.
Besides.. if I ever spawned.. somehow.. rather then adopted childer, I'd call it Arse Nugget.
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Post by Busty Sainte-Marie on Aug 3, 2009 11:17:09 GMT -8
Why, ophelia, I didn't think you'd notice me taking all that name-DNA from you! Sorry about the ick-factor, but Busty must do her work!
Oh, lookee. You've just popped out a daughter!
Elfie Philominah
= ophelia + NiFlhEim
I shall be back shortly for the rest of you!
-- Busty
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Post by Busty Sainte-Marie on Aug 3, 2009 11:27:03 GMT -8
*blinks quickly then narrows eyes peering at the screen* What in the sam hell are you talkin about Busty? I mean thanks for the name of a phantom child that I could never recreate, but who in our kind can rep... okay lissen - I've heard of humans having some sort of something since they may have gotten turned while pregnant, but I'm undead lady. I don't menstruate, see? I DRINK blood, there is no moon time, and the thought of turning a child? Blech. Oh no no noooes! We do not turn children. We turn out children of the damned! Medical science is amazing! Wheeee! I can do that, too. But I felt my services were badly needed by poor 'pires longing to hold a little squirming, leaking, screaming bundle of their own. With the Busty Sainte-Marie Vampire Fertility Clinic's patented process, you tooo, can be a proud 'pire parent! -- Busty Making the world a better place, one undead baby at a time. |
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Post by Busty Sainte-Marie on Aug 3, 2009 11:37:49 GMT -8
upir, I had to trim some name-DNA from you and your partner. Hope it wasn't too painful... You get a daughter named for the great, four-armed Hindu goddess: Parvati= upir + Avita -iu Uh-oh... I think the baby has four arms, as well...  -- Busty |
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Post by Busty Sainte-Marie on Aug 3, 2009 11:45:56 GMT -8
King Lestat... Oh my gosh. You and Lyric have produced TWINS! Two girls:
Ekstacy Trilling
Nickyla Glitters
= King Lestat + Lyric
Mazel tov! Twins! Who knew?
-- Busty
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Post by Busty Sainte-Marie on Aug 3, 2009 11:50:21 GMT -8
Bambi Boi, I've saved YOU for myself. Heheh. "Arse Nugget" is a fine name, but our little spawned she-demon happens to be named... Bobi Smutbaybi= Bambi Boi + Busty  -- Busty |
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rel
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byrren jous ninta yibinss wun ninta xo'a ulu kl'ae vel'bol zhah udosst..er'griff l' seke ph' shebali
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Post by rel on Aug 3, 2009 12:24:01 GMT -8
What in the... *blinks* I do believe you're a whacko. I don't mean to offend, but I seriously think you've gone off the deep... look, just cause you THINK you want to be able to procreate, doesn't mean you actually can. I hate to break it to you but we died. Remember that? Dying? Yes yes we rose and thank all that is below we retained our intelligence and weren't zombied cretins or one of those wild vampyres *shudders* but there ain't no way in hell that you can talk your way around the fact that WE DIED. Dead. Immortal sure, but dead. No babies. There are no babies that we can have. No periods. None.
What the hell is goin... SEE??? I TOLD YOU NOT TO CONFUSE THE REL! Someone please - please please please, 'splain. No busty...not you. you're kookie. someone else. please.
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Post by Busty Sainte-Marie on Aug 3, 2009 12:36:45 GMT -8
What in the... *blinks* I do believe you're a whacko. I don't mean to offend, but I seriously think you've gone off the deep... look, just cause you THINK you want to be able to procreate, doesn't mean you actually can. I hate to break it to you but we died. Remember that? Dying? Yes yes we rose and thank all that is below we retained our intelligence and weren't zombied cretins or one of those wild vampyres *shudders* but there ain't no way in hell that you can talk your way around the fact that WE DIED. Dead. Immortal sure, but dead. No babies. There are no babies that we can have. No periods. None. What the hell is goin... SEE??? I TOLD YOU NOT TO CONFUSE THE REL! Someone please - please please please, 'splain. No busty...not you. you're kookie. someone else. please. Periods? Oh ick, nonononoooo periods. Absolutely not. gag on the rag. No more periods was the best thing about being turned! But, you see, my patented (secret!) process really, truly works! I'm hoping to enlist helpers here to go to baby names message boards where mortal mommies name their icky mortal babies things like "Kaylie Beth" (ewwww) and "Brandan Alexander" (ewwwww), and WE can proudly tell the world about our own, undead babies, with names like "Bobi Smutbaybi." I think our undead babies are prettier, too. Mortal babies all look like frogs, to me. -- Busty |
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Lyric
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Post by Lyric on Aug 3, 2009 12:46:31 GMT -8
King Lestat... Oh my gosh. You and Lyric have produced TWINS! Two girls:
Ekstacy Trilling
Nickyla Glitters
= King Lestat + Lyric
Mazel tov! Twins! Who knew?
-- BustyI want no part in your delusions, thank you. |
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rel
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byrren jous ninta yibinss wun ninta xo'a ulu kl'ae vel'bol zhah udosst..er'griff l' seke ph' shebali
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Post by rel on Aug 3, 2009 12:56:02 GMT -8
What in the... *blinks* I do believe you're a whacko. I don't mean to offend, but I seriously think you've gone off the deep... look, just cause you THINK you want to be able to procreate, doesn't mean you actually can. I hate to break it to you but we died. Remember that? Dying? Yes yes we rose and thank all that is below we retained our intelligence and weren't zombied cretins or one of those wild vampyres *shudders* but there ain't no way in hell that you can talk your way around the fact that WE DIED. Dead. Immortal sure, but dead. No babies. There are no babies that we can have. No periods. None. What the hell is goin... SEE??? I TOLD YOU NOT TO CONFUSE THE REL! Someone please - please please please, 'splain. No busty...not you. you're kookie. someone else. please. Periods? Oh ick, nonononoooo periods. Absolutely not. gag on the rag. No more periods was the best thing about being turned! But, you see, my patented (secret!) process really, truly works! I'm hoping to enlist helpers here to go to baby names message boards where mortal mommies name their icky mortal babies things like "Kaylie Beth" (ewwww) and "Brandan Alexander" (ewwwww), and WE can proudly tell the world about our own, undead babies, with names like "Bobi Smutbaybi." I think our undead babies are prettier, too. Mortal babies all look like frogs, to me. -- Busty Busty...you answered me didn't you...*rubs eyes sighing* |
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Post by Adeline on Aug 3, 2009 19:10:53 GMT -8
I think she means it's a secret process but somehow she is able to make little vampire babies.
I think. >.<'
I just realized who you are!
Aren't you the zombie lady?
--Edited because apparently I can't spell--
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rel
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byrren jous ninta yibinss wun ninta xo'a ulu kl'ae vel'bol zhah udosst..er'griff l' seke ph' shebali
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Post by rel on Aug 3, 2009 20:28:57 GMT -8
Well that makes no bloody sense.
*sighs* I know what she flippin meant...
Who in the hell would want a vampire baby? OKAY FINE... I mean, even for the sake of argument you COULD do this? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? They can't age. They can't talk. All you'd have is a shrieking bloodsucking fiend that you'd have to carry until the end of time!
*blinks*
...and I'm sorry the what? The zombie...lady? I'm known as a zombie lady? *narrows eyes* Lissen you...just because you can't see the potential threat of zombified cretins taking over our fair city with their endless groaning and slow walkin slightly to the left bullshit, doesn't mean...wait a minute, you just realized? You mean you didn't know? Oh for all that is unholy... IT'S EXPERT TO YOU, MISSY!
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Josephine
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Post by Josephine on Aug 3, 2009 20:32:44 GMT -8
Josephine, that's "spawn" as in "devil's spawn."  I hope I've got the right Josephine, otherwise the vampire Pulse is going to have a big surprise... A daughter named: Jessephine Loup= Josephine + Pulse Loup: French, "wolf." -- Busty Pulse really isn't one for surprises.. Like this one time I decided on a fish dinner, but couldn't get to the supermarket before it closed so I made do with what we had in the pond... Boy was he angry about that surprise... |
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Krimzen
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Post by Krimzen on Aug 3, 2009 22:31:48 GMT -8
Uhm...
Quite...
Frightening, rather.
I'm to have a sister named Jessephine Loup?
Mother, father...Why have you not told me this?!
I thought we couldn't have children! -sobs-
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Vera
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Post by Vera on Aug 4, 2009 1:16:46 GMT -8
You object to them having a 'child' yet call them mother and father?
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