Krimzen
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Post by Krimzen on Aug 4, 2009 20:55:41 GMT -8
You object to them having a 'child' yet call them mother and father? Calling my sire and sire-in-law 'mother' and 'father' is, and always will be just a joke. Thanks. :]
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rel
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byrren jous ninta yibinss wun ninta xo'a ulu kl'ae vel'bol zhah udosst..er'griff l' seke ph' shebali
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Post by rel on Aug 5, 2009 4:32:03 GMT -8
*grins* ah nem...never a truer phrase be uttered...
and Prom? mmhmm yes, you...if you actually leave your lab long enough to purchase tubs and/or buckets for my eventual explosion, please please don't have them be clear plastic. So impersonal. A nice red bucket is festive I think...yes, get red ones. very wee ones too so that you have to do a lot of work picking everything up. If all goes according to plan...never actually exploding before...and I do regenerate? The last thing I want is for a toe to go missing or something.
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smitsmit
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Post by smitsmit on Aug 7, 2009 6:10:26 GMT -8
Oh god.... it's spreading!
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Post by Busty Sainte-Marie on Aug 7, 2009 8:01:10 GMT -8
Oh god.... it's spreading! Holy shit! Who has 300 babies?? And here I though Octomom was scary... -- Busty
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Post by Asrial Nicoletti on Aug 7, 2009 8:53:57 GMT -8
>-< Dear lord childe!!! *pulls Smit back home by his ear* >-> Excuse my childe...
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Post by Errah Dragolescu on Aug 7, 2009 11:38:43 GMT -8
4 Pages later and I am still trying to figure out how exactly one anagrams names this way... Now... I definitely dont want to reproduce--unless I bite it and get lazy half way through and it survives.
As for the Wet-St. Bernard-trying-to-come-in-through-the-cat-door thing... No thank you. I hear a woman's never the same after that anyway... psh
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Post by Adeline on Aug 7, 2009 22:51:03 GMT -8
Good god. That bitch -needs- a job.
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smitsmit
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Post by smitsmit on Aug 8, 2009 2:50:43 GMT -8
she should stop spamming her biter link!
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Josephine
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Post by Josephine on Aug 8, 2009 7:30:31 GMT -8
As for the Wet-St. Bernard-trying-to-come-in-through-the-cat-door thing... No thank you. I hear a woman's never the same after that anyway... psh You know it took me several moments just staring at that to figure out what you meant. I think that is the most unique analogy I have heard for that bodily function.
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Post by Errah Dragolescu on Aug 8, 2009 11:01:53 GMT -8
As for the Wet-St. Bernard-trying-to-come-in-through-the-cat-door thing... No thank you. I hear a woman's never the same after that anyway... psh You know it took me several moments just staring at that to figure out what you meant. I think that is the most unique analogy I have heard for that bodily function. Unfortunately, as much as it saddens me, I cannot take credit for that bit of genius Jeff Foxworthy baby Edited for redundancy
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Post by Leasollette Drakonis on Aug 18, 2009 16:19:21 GMT -8
Well that makes no bloody sense. *sighs* I know what she flippin meant... Who in the hell would want a vampire baby? OKAY FINE... I mean, even for the sake of argument you COULD do this? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? They can't age. They can't talk. All you'd have is a shrieking bloodsucking fiend that you'd have to carry until the end of time! *blinks* ...and I'm sorry the what? The zombie...lady? I'm known as a zombie lady? *narrows eyes* Lissen you...just because you can't see the potential threat of zombified cretins taking over our fair city with their endless groaning and slow walkin slightly to the left bullshit, doesn't mean...wait a minute, you just realized? You mean you didn't know? Oh for all that is unholy... IT'S EXPERT TO YOU, MISSY! On that note I think the city also has an issue with Evil spirits. *nods*
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