Irk
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Post by Irk on Aug 4, 2009 1:31:50 GMT -8
You surprised, Vera?
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Vera
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Post by Vera on Aug 4, 2009 2:08:59 GMT -8
Not particularly, but the logic baffles me.
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Post by Busty Sainte-Marie on Aug 4, 2009 4:11:34 GMT -8
...and I'm sorry the what? The zombie...lady? I'm known as a zombie lady? *narrows eyes* Lissen you...just because you can't see the potential threat of zombified cretins taking over our fair city with their endless groaning and slow walkin slightly to the left bullshit, doesn't mean...wait a minute, you just realized? You mean you didn't know? Oh for all that is unholy... IT'S EXPERT TO YOU, MISSY! Zombies? Did someone say "zombies"? Oooo, the one thing that probably interests me more than anagramming names for spawn of the undead, has got to be zombies in Regency period England. Rel, if you haven't seen this book, you must check it out -- it's the most fun book I've read this summer so far: Click on Amazon link: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance, Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem!"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains." So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Can she vanquish the spawn of Satan? And overcome the social prejudices of the class-conscious landed gentry? Complete with romance, heartbreak, swordfights, cannibalism, and thousands of rotting corpses, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies transforms a masterpiece of world literature into something you'd actually want to read. It's Jane Austen like you've never read her before. Best of all, Lizzy kicks Lady Catherine's ass in this one. -- Busty
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Post by Nemesis on Aug 4, 2009 5:39:26 GMT -8
~Scrolls through the pages of the assinine topic only stopping to utter an "ew" before reading further. Reads the response of Rel being called 'the zombie lady' and nearly sobs in hysterical laughter.~
"Oh, poor Relsav, you'll never be rid of that title now. This whole topic however is sorta gross, but just imagine zombie BABIES...wouldnt they be FUN to kill? Just a good punt to the head and sploosh!"
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rel
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Post by rel on Aug 4, 2009 6:38:54 GMT -8
~Scrolls through the pages of the assinine topic only stopping to utter an "ew" before reading further. Reads the response of Rel being called 'the zombie lady' and nearly sobs in hysterical laughter.~ "Oh, poor Relsav, you'll never be rid of that title now. This whole topic however is sorta gross, but just imagine zombie BABIES...wouldnt they be FUN to kill? Just a good punt to the head and sploosh!" *taps chin* hmmm... the splooshing sound would please me greatly... *purses lips then grins* Yes... yes, since they're babies and couldn't really escape quickly...I mean you've seen a zombie walk, imagine it CRAWLING...NOT TO MENTION THEY ARE zombie fiends? I have no doubt the fun and satisfaction that will be achieved in wiping them out. With a bat. AND a flame thrower just for fun. When I get it back.....ya know at this point I should just steal a new one, but it's the principle of the thing! I mean, it was stolen...FROM ME...IN MY HOUSE! *huffs* It just grips my gears, it does. What was I talkin...OH YES...yes, nem...wait - NO NEM! For the love of all that is unholy, EXPERT! BADASS KILLER OF ROTTING BRAIN EATERS!
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Nemesis
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Post by Nemesis on Aug 4, 2009 7:11:19 GMT -8
oh yes Rel, all hail the expert of rotting brain eaters! ;D
and back to the topic, who would WANT to have a spawn?? I mean, its so....human....and we are anything but....so Busty one, you can keep your procreation secret just that...a secret....cuz it sounds really icky. I'll just stick to good old fashion childers thankyouverymuch.
~ponders zombie cows and chickens roaming the earth~
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Post by Busty Sainte-Marie on Aug 4, 2009 7:42:57 GMT -8
oh yes Rel, all hail the expert of rotting brain eaters! ;D and back to the topic, who would WANT to have a spawn?? I mean, its so....human....and we are anything but....so Busty one, you can keep your procreation secret just that...a secret....cuz it sounds really icky. I'll just stick to good old fashion childers thankyouverymuch. ~ponders zombie cows and chickens roaming the earth~ Yah, I agree, the ick factor is a bit overwhelming. But... but... I have this 'gramming obsession, you see. It's kind of an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Someone here suggested something about re-naming humans who are turned. I can do that, too, with anagrams. Would anyone here be interested in a vampiric anagram of their own names? On other boards, I ask people to scramble the letters of their names for privacy. And then I create a new alias for them by anagramming the scramble. -- Busty
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rel
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Post by rel on Aug 4, 2009 7:57:38 GMT -8
Someone here suggested something about re-naming humans who are turned. I can do that, too, with anagrams. Would anyone here be interested in a vampiric anagram of their own names? -- Busty *taps screen* I did. I suggested that. Me. That at least makes sense....wanting to reinvent yourself upon your awakening. Sure. Do that. NO babies. SHEESH! *flushes* Oh my goodness, I was hailed! Nem! You hailed me! I need a scepter. *ponders* Who has a scepter I can steal...borrow, that I can borrow...
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Post by Busty Sainte-Marie on Aug 4, 2009 8:09:34 GMT -8
*taps screen* I did. I suggested that. Me. That at least makes sense....wanting to reinvent yourself upon your awakening. Sure. Do that. NO babies. SHEESH! Oh, that was you, Rel! Okay, no more undead babies. I promise. I'll start a new topic later (on names for the newly turned) and see how that flies. Did you read the Jane Austen zombies book I mentioned? -- Busty
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Post by petit_prince on Aug 4, 2009 8:27:32 GMT -8
Heh! busty one, do me a favour, find a creative anagram with "Rel".
As for the Zombie stuff, keep some for me, I have a chainsaw that's becoming a bit rusty. It'd also help me, 'cause amma bit rusty too, and a bit funny exercise would do me good.
Spawns! *spits and the ground and resumes typing* what the heck is that? We got rid of this shitty stuf when we became human. I won't need a cunt anymore to piss off an offspring of my own. Good riddance! As if I were stupid enough to wish to inflict that upon anyone, anyway... Well, some stupid humans might actually deserve it though. I'd get to kick their lame face endlessly until they understand how fucked up they are and learn. But all this I can do alone.
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Nemesis
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Post by Nemesis on Aug 4, 2009 8:42:15 GMT -8
Someone here suggested something about re-naming humans who are turned. I can do that, too, with anagrams. Would anyone here be interested in a vampiric anagram of their own names? -- Busty *taps screen* I did. I suggested that. Me. That at least makes sense....wanting to reinvent yourself upon your awakening. Sure. Do that. NO babies. SHEESH! *flushes* Oh my goodness, I was hailed! Nem! You hailed me! I need a scepter. *ponders* Who has a scepter I can steal...borrow, that I can borrow... ~plans to send Rel a thigh bone from a zombie as a sceptor~ Remember Rel, not all of the zombies you stumble across are the works of my voodoo's. Just the funnier ones. ~snickers at the screen and plans to send a zombified turtle to Rel~
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Post by Adeline on Aug 4, 2009 14:59:13 GMT -8
Well that makes no bloody sense. *sighs* I know what she flippin meant... Who in the hell would want a vampire baby? OKAY FINE... I mean, even for the sake of argument you COULD do this? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO? They can't age. They can't talk. All you'd have is a shrieking bloodsucking fiend that you'd have to carry until the end of time! *blinks* ...and I'm sorry the what? The zombie...lady? I'm known as a zombie lady? *narrows eyes* Lissen you...just because you can't see the potential threat of zombified cretins taking over our fair city with their endless groaning and slow walkin slightly to the left bullshit, doesn't mean...wait a minute, you just realized? You mean you didn't know? Oh for all that is unholy... IT'S EXPERT TO YOU, MISSY! I've never spoken to you, I didn't know. Someone said you where the zombie lady before... I'm sorry? Expert Zombie Exterminater? And to tell you the truth, the zombie kinda freak me out. The whole slow walking thing frightens me. Oh! And when they start running at you! Like the whole brisk pace thing. I can't deal with that. *Shudders, thinking about the zombies and their walking habbits.*
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Post by Promethius on Aug 4, 2009 15:02:38 GMT -8
Be right back, buying buckets for when rel inevitably explodes.
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Post by Asrial Nicoletti on Aug 4, 2009 15:59:24 GMT -8
._. I never thought I could be this confused and lost after all these undead years....
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Nemesis
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Post by Nemesis on Aug 4, 2009 17:06:57 GMT -8
._. I never thought I could be this confused and lost after all these undead years.... sit back, the ride isnt over yet...lol
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