Post by Deylin on Sept 29, 2009 18:03:50 GMT -8
Yesterday, I found myself in the shop owned by Samantha and Galamushi, y'know, that one that sells all those new fancies. So looking in the pet section I saw kittens..but where were the puppies?
"Deylin shouts, "Why is there no puppies in this shop!? Not ALL of us are CAT lovers." "
And then I woke up to...
Lord Galamushi stole 116 coins from you.
Samantha Dawn says "Slap my arse and call me silly but why cant we get a little creative here. After all for my 75 credits I want to see some Shar-Pei tearing your limbs off. Or a Chinese Crested chasing you for 50 blocks.Capice?"
Lord Galamushi says "Chinese Crested? You got to be kidding me. Like I am going to run from a little tiny dog that looks like a horse. I bet I could kick it further then it could run."
Lord Galamushi says "Grayhounds are too sickly looking. Dingo's eat babies. Hyena's are ugly and laugh too much and no Saint s in this shop. The Irish aren't bad if you like to drink but in the end a Wolf is a vampires best friend. "
Lord Galamushi says "Send me 75 credits and your idea for the "Wolf Puppy" description and it'll be done."
Samantha Dawn says "Why a wolf? What a bout a hHyena? A Dingo perhaps? Wouldnt a Hyena with a sinister howl make the night shiver? Or how about a Saint Bernard? Irish Wolfhound? And the Greyhounds are always looking for homes. "
Samantha Dawn says "I want you to be left wetting your pants asking WTF was that?"
Samantha Dawn says "Well, sorry to hear you arent a cupcake lover. True indeed it is not for everyones taste. However if I am not mistaken statistics show that it is the choice of 7 out of 10 asked. Want a dog? Chase down Cujo and Mad Max.Now there is a handful of fun"
I don't know... who else would like puppies?
"Deylin shouts, "Why is there no puppies in this shop!? Not ALL of us are CAT lovers." "
And then I woke up to...
Lord Galamushi stole 116 coins from you.
Samantha Dawn says "Slap my arse and call me silly but why cant we get a little creative here. After all for my 75 credits I want to see some Shar-Pei tearing your limbs off. Or a Chinese Crested chasing you for 50 blocks.Capice?"
Lord Galamushi says "Chinese Crested? You got to be kidding me. Like I am going to run from a little tiny dog that looks like a horse. I bet I could kick it further then it could run."
Lord Galamushi says "Grayhounds are too sickly looking. Dingo's eat babies. Hyena's are ugly and laugh too much and no Saint s in this shop. The Irish aren't bad if you like to drink but in the end a Wolf is a vampires best friend. "
Lord Galamushi says "Send me 75 credits and your idea for the "Wolf Puppy" description and it'll be done."
Samantha Dawn says "Why a wolf? What a bout a hHyena? A Dingo perhaps? Wouldnt a Hyena with a sinister howl make the night shiver? Or how about a Saint Bernard? Irish Wolfhound? And the Greyhounds are always looking for homes. "
Samantha Dawn says "I want you to be left wetting your pants asking WTF was that?"
Samantha Dawn says "Well, sorry to hear you arent a cupcake lover. True indeed it is not for everyones taste. However if I am not mistaken statistics show that it is the choice of 7 out of 10 asked. Want a dog? Chase down Cujo and Mad Max.Now there is a handful of fun"
I don't know... who else would like puppies?