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Post by coolhandluke on Nov 21, 2009 2:19:25 GMT -8
Look out boys and girls, there is a new slave auction in town. Now I know the first thing many of you will ask is "Why would people come to you when there has been a long standing tradition to the Slave Auctions?"
That is a great question. And it comes with a fantastic answer.
Because "With Skrilla, you get your money right!"
Being a slave at the traditional auction, the auctioneers take a whooping 50% cut of the money from YOUR hard work. And for what? They honestly don't even do anything.
With Skrilla Slaves, you get a rightful majority cut, that is 90% of your earnings. The house takes a meager 10% cut for the hosting. That's less than the government takes out of your paycheck! Never before have slaves had it so good.
You want 40% more money? Contact me, Luke Skrilla at my cell (listed below) and I'll personally see to it that you get paid every penny you deserve.
Y!M: skrilla_killah
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Post by spookie on Nov 24, 2009 20:57:16 GMT -8
i already voiced my opinion on this in the other slave thread..
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Post by Louvain on Nov 24, 2009 20:59:40 GMT -8
How original. *jazz hands*
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Post by Josephine on Nov 25, 2009 18:44:43 GMT -8
Hey at least he is offering to be an honest pimp...
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Post by Idony on Nov 25, 2009 18:48:14 GMT -8
At least it's a departure from the classic form. Maybe after another 5 detours, we'll finally arrive at an actual slave auction, none of this 'consenting' farce. Yes, I'm a fundamentalist. Bite me
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Post by Josephine on Nov 25, 2009 18:50:57 GMT -8
It's not really a slave Auction Idony, but more a great big sex party.. Keys in the fish bowl and all
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Post by SinisterGrin: on Nov 25, 2009 18:53:31 GMT -8
At least it's a departure from the classic form. Maybe after another 5 detours, we'll finally arrive at an actual slave auction, none of this 'consenting' farce. Yes, I'm a fundamentalist. Bite me I like the way that you think. I think that we should actually round up slaves. We're going to need cattle-prods, shackles, collars, locks, and lots of chains. I'll bring refreshments!
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Post by Idony on Nov 25, 2009 18:54:29 GMT -8
It's not really a slave Auction Idony, but more a great big sex party.. Keys in the fish bowl and all No, really? Wonder why I called it a farce up there then...
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Post by melkya on Nov 25, 2009 19:04:39 GMT -8
This one will go the way of the others that had tried to crop up in past. It'll be live once, and the staff will get so annoyed with the useless banter and no one paying attention to them, that after the first one they'll up and quit.
Not to mention having gone back and looked at another deal this particular individual has done, specifically with Black_Dragonet, can we really trust that he's going to remain true to his word of "40% more" or will he suddenly change his mind again and ask for more coins to cover his "expenses"?
Edit: to add more
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Post by Airey on Nov 25, 2009 21:42:47 GMT -8
Normally... NORMALLY, i'd jump all for this idea, competition is good for business. But Luke, bad idea, simply because...well you haven't been here long enough to have any kind of trust factor with the 'pires here. Good luck though.
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Post by Gallagher on Nov 25, 2009 22:12:12 GMT -8
Normally... NORMALLY, i'd jump all for this idea, competition is good for business. But Luke, bad idea, simply because...well you haven't been here long enough to have any kind of trust factor with the 'pires here. Good luck though. What about a venture put forward by a partnership of vampires who have experience in the city, who've been slaves and masters? Interested?
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Post by Airey on Nov 26, 2009 0:12:09 GMT -8
Normally... NORMALLY, i'd jump all for this idea, competition is good for business. But Luke, bad idea, simply because...well you haven't been here long enough to have any kind of trust factor with the 'pires here. Good luck though. What about a venture put forward by a partnership of vampires who have experience in the city, who've been slaves and masters? Interested? Quais, I am.
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Post by Nephriel B. R. de laFronde on Nov 26, 2009 1:19:56 GMT -8
It's not really a slave Auction Idony, but more a great big sex party.. Keys in the fish bowl and all Oh, how I do love you.
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Post by black_dragonet on Nov 26, 2009 1:31:08 GMT -8
This one will go the way of the others that had tried to crop up in past. It'll be live once, and the staff will get so annoyed with the useless banter and no one paying attention to them, that after the first one they'll up and quit. Not to mention having gone back and looked at another deal this particular individual has done, specifically with Black_Dragonet, can we really trust that he's going to remain true to his word of "40% more" or will he suddenly change his mind again and ask for more coins to cover his "expenses"? Edit: to add more I won't comment more than necessary, but I agree with Melkya...
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Post by Damia on Nov 26, 2009 6:46:17 GMT -8
Normally... NORMALLY, i'd jump all for this idea, competition is good for business. But Luke, bad idea, simply because...well you haven't been here long enough to have any kind of trust factor with the 'pires here. Good luck though. I believe that says it all. Though I hate to be rude, but your interaction with dragonet, and as well your youth, do not play well in this scenario where many would be ending up giving you their precious coin. Though perhaps you could join forces with others and redeem yourself, you never know.
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